Hints for Hacker Jeopardy Contestants and Teams

[winn]

1. You all had better know your DefCon history.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.

[astcell]

Re: Hints for Hacker Jeopardy Contestants and Teams

1. You all had better know your DefCon history.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.

WHAT IS A PIANO.

[phreck]

Re: Hints for Hacker Jeopardy Contestants and Teams

1. You all had better know your DefCon history.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.

Lets just change your name to faill.

See you there, you old bastard.

[docwho76]

Re: Hints for Hacker Jeopardy Contestants and Teams

1. Winn, you ARE Defcon history at this point.
2. Too many 'trivia experts' have no idea about how to operate gods damned buzzers
3. We love us some whoopins
4. Ten more years and we can be a proper porno finally
5. I wasn't aware Winn's secret stockpile of Astroglide was that special
6. Translation: Know all the TV shows that gave Winn boners in the 60's.
7. Juggs
8. Already done.
9. Bring it!

1. You all had better know your DefCon history.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.