1. You all had better know your DefCon history.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.
2. Too many 'security experts' have no idea about security history. Buy a clue or two.
3. Special guests are likely to whoop your ugly ass for dumb ass questions.
4. This is DC XX. It's gonna be harder than ever. Or... maybe easier than ever cause of the number of dumb asses we've had in the past.
5. Special HJ schwag for players who don't Fuck It Up.
6. Know your 60s reruns inside out.
7. Higgs.
8. Register your teams NOW! This last minute shit just shows you aren't ready to compete.
9. The abuse and humiliation has just begun. Trust us.
10. Friday: 9PM. Saturday: 9PM.
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