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  • TwinVega
    Loon
    • Aug 2002
    • 800

    #46
    Originally posted by highwizard
    Were the shrimp clean?
    Were they even shrimp?
    Where's the dedication?

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    • highwizard

      #47
      Originally posted by TwinVega
      Were they even shrimp?
      They might have been dog testicles

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      • Gadsden
        Goon
        • Jul 2002
        • 1241

        #48
        Originally posted by highwizard
        Body Cavity?
        Not quite.. I was afraid it was about to come to that. They were going to hold me in Canada because I refused to leave my GPS behind. The security guy was being a major douchebag...
        Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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        • russ
          Goon
          • Oct 2001
          • 638

          #49
          Originally posted by che
          Not quite.. I was afraid it was about to come to that. They were going to hold me in Canada because I refused to leave my GPS behind. The security guy was being a major douchebag...
          I guess I don't understand the whole paranoia about GPS...

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          • Gadsden
            Goon
            • Jul 2002
            • 1241

            #50
            Originally posted by russ
            I guess I don't understand the whole paranoia about GPS...
            Nor do I, or the flight attendant for that matter. Even he said the security guy was out of line...
            Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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            • TwinVega
              Loon
              • Aug 2002
              • 800

              #51
              Originally posted by russ
              I guess I don't understand the whole paranoia about GPS...
              Bombs use gps, you have gps, so therefore you must have a bomb.
              Cyberterrorists use computers, you have a computer, you must be a cyberterrorist...it's that simple
              Where's the dedication?

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              • highwizard

                #52
                Originally posted by TwinVega
                Bombs use gps, you have gps, so therefore you must have a bomb.
                Cyberterrorists use computers, you have a computer, you must be a cyberterrorist...it's that simple

                A 12 year old with an Etchesketch! He must be a Terrorist!

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                • astcell
                  Human Rights Issuer
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 7512

                  #53
                  I bet they think a signal goes out of the GPS to the satellite, hence something can home in on it.

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                  • Gadsden
                    Goon
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 1241

                    #54
                    Originally posted by astcell
                    I bet they think a signal goes out of the GPS to the satellite, hence something can home in on it.
                    That was a theory that a friend of mine had. If that be the case, they would have to ban all electronic devices.. you could use a gps in a palm/handspring, laptop, etc..
                    Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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                    • astcell
                      Human Rights Issuer
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 7512

                      #55
                      The TSA folks in my area are worthless. I sort of feel sorry for them, everyone knows they are one step above fish food (i.e., fish food with a badge)

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                      • Gadsden
                        Goon
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 1241

                        #56
                        Originally posted by astcell
                        The TSA folks in my area are worthless. I sort of feel sorry for them, everyone knows they are one step above fish food (i.e., fish food with a badge)
                        Not me, at least for the most part. Most of them that I have encountered act like knuckle-scrapping primates with an authority trip. They know they are on the low end of the governmental food chain, so they are bitter about it and want to annoy everyone they can to spread the misery. There are a couple I have ran across that were rather cool, but they were usually the ones that knew their place in the food chain and did not give a shit.
                        Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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