I got a "Lifelock" ad on a webpage today...
Wasn't this the bright-spark who published his social security number everywhere???
The tag line was "Don't be the next victim"
What? You mean the next one after YOU????
This gets my nomination for BRASS BALLS OF THE YEAR award!
Unless I'm wrong and this just sounds like the same company... Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

And remember... Don't believe everything you think!