DarkTangent:merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the con is made. DefCon-the T-shirt, DefCon-the Coloring Book, DefCon-the Lunch box, DefCon-the Breakfast Cereal, DefCon-the Flame Thrower.
attendees: Ooooh!
DarkTangent: [reacts to attendees] The skids love this one.
[an attendee hands him a doll that looks likes DarkTangent]
DarkTangent: And last but not least, DefCon the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the pwn be with you!
DarkTangent: [kisses the doll] Adorable.