Birthday Suprize

[Cyb3RSoldi3R]

You people don't live near a COmpUSA? That's the only place Pyro and I have found it. Oh, and the new IVU location.

/edit OH, and if you want bawls you can order it off thinkgeek.com, jeez people do you research (Ironic that it was my gf that pointed out ordering off there).

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by Cyb3RSoldi3R
You people don't live near a COmpUSA? That's the only place Pyro and I have found it. Oh, and the new IVU location.

/edit OH, and if you want bawls you can order it off thinkgeek.com, jeez people do you research (Ironic that it was my gf that pointed out ordering off there).

Yea the only places in Oregon that carry it are CompUSA, the closest one to Portland is Janzen Beach. The other 2 are in Tigard.

[BiZaR]

I asked a Major food store here in Canada
Theres no such thing as Bawls in Canada, the guy looked at me like i am a retard. I asked him if he could go throught the major store branches and see if anyone sells it, He said no one did = (

Guess I have to try it when i got to a Defcon soon

[Cyb3RSoldi3R]

go here

Jeez, did you guys miss that one? It's even cheaper online too.

[TwinVega]

except for that whole shipping thing....but hey, it's only money....

[epog]

Originally posted by BiZaR
I asked a Major food store here in Canada
Theres no such thing as Bawls in Canada, the guy looked at me like i am a retard. I asked him if he could go throught the major store branches and see if anyone sells it, He said no one did = (

Guess I have to try it when i got to a Defcon soon

Location: CanadaMart

bizar: "Excuse me sir?"

clerk: "Yes mate?"

bizar: "Do you sell bawls here?"

clerk: ".... Sell what?"

bizar: "Bawls... some guy talked about getting them for his birthday on an underground (not anymore) hacker forum. Do you sell them here?"

clerk: "You said balls, right?"

bizar: "Yup, bawls."

clerk: "I'm sorry but we don't sell any balls here.."

I'm sure the reason why you can only find them @ thinkgeek or CompUSA is because the marketing for such a drink may not be very appealing... just think of the pitch to your boss to start distributing - bawls:

"So I was surfing on thinkgeek.com *doh* and they were selling this beverage called bawls *doh*. It seems pretty appealing to the audience there at thinkGEEK *doh* as it supposedly sells fairly well. I was thinking maybe we should buy some bawls here *doh* and set up a small campaign for it in conjuction with thinkgeek. It would be great with slogans like, "You're Better with Bawls". We could also sell them in various flavors.. like cherry bawls. What do you think? -slap-"

I don't know. Maybe the obscurity of the name of this beverage is already widely understood or maybe I'm just way too immature for this discussion, but this is hillarious to me :).

bawlz 4 life \m/

[Cyb3RSoldi3R]

Hey wait, screw you all, it just came to my attention noone wished me happy birthday. It's the clothes ain't (Yes, I know ain't aint a word all right?) it.

/me goes and sulks in the corner

[astcell]

We didn't have to wish your birthday was happy, we knew it was, because you spent it here with us. :D

Hey, Happy Birthday!

[GodMinusOne]

Originally posted by Cyb3RSoldi3R
Hey wait, screw you all, it just came to my attention noone wished me happy birthday. It's the clothes ain't (Yes, I know ain't aint a word all right?) it.

/me goes and sulks in the corner

Shouldn't have to wish you a happy birthday...you already got three cases of Bawls, you should be happy enough :p

[Cyb3RSoldi3R]

Down to one now so I need a pick me up.

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by Cyb3RSoldi3R
Down to one now so I need a pick me up.

Are there any reported deaths due to overuse of Bawls? All that caffiene cannot be healthy.

[detok]

didnt you hear? I died yesterday because I drank a whole case of Bawls in half an hour. But lemme tell you, That 5 minute rush of pure....caffeine...was AWESOME!

[astcell]

Originally posted by EeeekPenguins
Are there any reported deaths due to overuse of Bawls? All that caffiene cannot be healthy.

Don't use Bawls to wash down pop rocks. Wait until Defcon to do that, you can take bets on your life expectancy. :p

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by astcell
Don't use Bawls to wash down pop rocks. Wait until Defcon to do that, you can take bets on your life expectancy. :p

Ill be glad to be the guinea pig for the test. The obituary will be great.

[astcell]

I'll stand by with the antidote: A box of Tums and some Mel Torme records.