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geesh what a high price for a soul... hmmm sounds like there is a need for soul negotiators...
US $666.00
Buy It Now for US $40,000.00
You are bidding on the soul (NOT the body) of a young mortal male. His spirit is not restless, so it is safe to own. He is a bit rebellious, but mostly laid back. He won't harm you unless you anger him. Unfortunately, such things as souls cannot photographed, so you will have to take my word for it. His spirit is a light grey that occasionally shows red or black. It appears as a kind of a thicker ectoplasmic smoke. Please DO NOT remove the soul from the included bottle, or it will be freed and possess someone or something so it can live again. Souls are not cheap, so only serious bidders should view this auction. If you win and don't pay, I will come to possess your soul as well, and sell it on Ebay. There is no shipping cost, just grab a Ouija board and concentrate to bring him to you. Don't worry about lighting candles or incense, he doesn't care. His name is Vladmir von Dracula XII. Not the evil Vladmir, this is a potentially harmless descendant.
US $666.00
Buy It Now for US $40,000.00
You are bidding on the soul (NOT the body) of a young mortal male. His spirit is not restless, so it is safe to own. He is a bit rebellious, but mostly laid back. He won't harm you unless you anger him. Unfortunately, such things as souls cannot photographed, so you will have to take my word for it. His spirit is a light grey that occasionally shows red or black. It appears as a kind of a thicker ectoplasmic smoke. Please DO NOT remove the soul from the included bottle, or it will be freed and possess someone or something so it can live again. Souls are not cheap, so only serious bidders should view this auction. If you win and don't pay, I will come to possess your soul as well, and sell it on Ebay. There is no shipping cost, just grab a Ouija board and concentrate to bring him to you. Don't worry about lighting candles or incense, he doesn't care. His name is Vladmir von Dracula XII. Not the evil Vladmir, this is a potentially harmless descendant.
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