She wears tank tops and no bra.

[astcell]

Okay you can code without a keyboard. You're l33t. You can read binary in Braille. But what else can you do?

Can you play the accordian? Sing? Strip? Write? Dance? Skydive? Most folks who have met me know I do photography, but I wonder about the rest of the folks here.

This skill got me thinking about weird skills folks may have.

[erehwon]

Astcell,

I used to worry about my surfing habits getting me in trouble one way or another with the PATRIOT ACT, I shudder every time I see a telco truck or a questionable looking Chevy Tahoe driving around my neck of the woods.

But this is... well... out there. :)

I can only imagine what other little nuggets of information you have hiding in your bookmark file!

[blackwave]

Originally posted by erehwon
I can only imagine what other little nuggets of information you have hiding in your bookmark file!

Last I heard they were marked as classified under the act of National Sanity... astcell is an NS-psyops officer who takes down foreign governments by sending these classified links to them... usually after a week or so of feeding these links the government goes into brain-arrest and therefore allows US influence to take over... very simple.. very cruel. For some reason astcell is the only one that can hold this set of classified links without putting a .45 to his head... all other officers have gone insane, or turned to the other side.

[encrypt31945]

I wonder how he finds this stuff. I mean what is he doing all day?


Ahhh! Noooooo. *boom* astcell strikes again

[astcell]

Originally posted by blackwave
usually after a week or so of feeding these links the government goes into brain-arrest

Nah, I just do it until their hair turns blue. :D

[erehwon]

Originally posted by blackwave
astcell is an NS-psyops officer who takes down foreign governments by sending these classified links to them

Heh, I've always got a kick out of this private psyops group....
http://www.behavioural.com

[Siviak]

back on topic

I can say the alphabet backwards....

[murakami]

Originally posted by erehwon
Heh, I've always got a kick out of this private psyops group....
http://www.behavioural.com

Amateurs compared to these guys

[astcell]

Re: back on topic

Originally posted by Siviak
I can say the alphabet backwards....

I memorized pi out to a few thousand places... I think your skill has more value.

[Siviak]

Re: Re: back on topic

Originally posted by astcell
I memorized pi out to a few thousand places... I think your skill has more value.

Yeah.. between that and my ability to act sober for 30 seconds (and ONLY 30 seconds) at any given time, I have discovered that I have the ability to piss the cops right off

[astcell]

Siviak, if you are screwed because you are drunk, you may as well go down in flames. Get a good idea from this guy:
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Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good citizen; recalling Rodney King and recent illegal alien incidents.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going BOY?!?"

Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?"

"93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!"

"But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"

Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming fashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good look at the Bob and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why,... I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"

Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"

The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of day old donuts on his breath, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?!?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!" replied Bob.

"What you say, BOY?!?" asked the patrolman.

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!"

Of course the cop asked, "What does an asshole stretcher do?"

Bob explained, " People call me up and say they want to be stretched, so I go over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and farther apart until it's six feet across."

The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard and asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"

Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!"

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!"

roflmao... haha that was great!

[Siviak]

hehe.. my friend had a licence plate surround that said "faster than a speeding ticket" as it turns out cops didn't think it was as funny as we did...

[h3adrush]

hmm im a semi-professional painter, non-objective abstract with acryllics.

[astcell]

Originally posted by Siviak
hehe.. my friend had a licence plate surround that said "faster than a speeding ticket" as it turns out cops didn't think it was as funny as we did...

I like what the teenage girl next door has on her frame:



"If you're gonna ride my ass



At least pull my hair."