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The Beverage Cooling Contraption Contest
Friday: 11:00 - 14:00
DEF CON Contest Area, Forum Ballroom | in-person
I don't know my gender non-specific guys. It's not funny anymore. We can't stop talking about a cheeto for paying hush money to a busty tortilla chip. Winny Pooh is presatator for life with a hunger for those sweet sweet chips. Off brand doctor evil is threatening to nuke the world on the weekly. And in the plot twist of the year BiBi is going fascist. I keep expecting ol'e Joe to bust out the force lightning and tell me to "give in to my hate". WELL TOO LATE! This year we are going to have a change of pace. I'm going to drink all the beverage! Lord knows I could use it. I'm kidding of course, I'm terribly allergic to hops. It's the greatest irony of all, I can't drink any of the beverage. But our spectators can! And they want that beverage to be COLD! So I need you to help me satisfy their thirst. Their thirst for escape from this mad world.
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The Beverage Cooling Contraption Contest
Friday: 11:00 - 14:00
DEF CON Contest Area, Forum Ballroom | in-person
I don't know my gender non-specific guys. It's not funny anymore. We can't stop talking about a cheeto for paying hush money to a busty tortilla chip. Winny Pooh is presatator for life with a hunger for those sweet sweet chips. Off brand doctor evil is threatening to nuke the world on the weekly. And in the plot twist of the year BiBi is going fascist. I keep expecting ol'e Joe to bust out the force lightning and tell me to "give in to my hate". WELL TOO LATE! This year we are going to have a change of pace. I'm going to drink all the beverage! Lord knows I could use it. I'm kidding of course, I'm terribly allergic to hops. It's the greatest irony of all, I can't drink any of the beverage. But our spectators can! And they want that beverage to be COLD! So I need you to help me satisfy their thirst. Their thirst for escape from this mad world.