I would like to speak about my project at defcon 11

[skroo]

Originally posted by jesse
I also suggest you invest in a nice, expensive import for the keg.

Make it Guinness and nobody gets hurt.

[etru]

Guinness by the keg?

If there are going to be free kegs of Guinness, somebody will probably... definately get hurt.

[jesse]

I'm sure the Goon Squad will secure said guinness before anything gets out of hand... they're like ninjas, quality booze ninjas.

[KeggeR]

Thnx for all your fast reponses on this gang...

As I have never been to defcon before I don't know that much about it as you can see...

So if I am to be talking on the grass/ or near the pool should I bring my own setup, aka lcd projector and computer or should I try to get a room?

I know the deadline was june 15 for call of papers and I missed it almost by 30 days :(

Although this is a bitchin project involving 802.11 hardware and software hacking, I would like to be in a room... Do you think it would be possible to hijack a room if someone is finished with their speak early?

Thnx!

[FAWCR]

Originally posted by KeggeR
Thnx for all your fast reponses on this gang...

As I have never been to defcon before I don't know that much about it as you can see...

So if I am to be talking on the grass/ or near the pool should I bring my own setup, aka lcd projector and computer or should I try to get a room?

I know the deadline was june 15 for call of papers and I missed it almost by 30 days :(

Although this is a bitchin project involving 802.11 hardware and software hacking, I would like to be in a room... Do you think it would be possible to hijack a room if someone is finished with their speak early?

Thnx!

I think you missed the point of using english. Please re-read Noid's response...then re-read it again...if necessary please get a translator.

Really I'm not trying to be mean. If you REALLY have to do your presentation consider some of the other suggestions:

- rent a room and provide free booze to all that will listen.
- sit on the grass and talk to anybody in hearing range.
- wait till next year and submit in a timely manner.

[noid]

You are obviously just not getting it, so I'm going to stop trying.

[kampf]

dur......

*drool*

[bascule]

KeggeR, I think an adequate solution is to wander the Vegas strip after breaking your presentation into 5 minute "mini-speeches" which you can give to random people you accost on the street.

"Excuse me sir, are you aware that anyone can easily write a program which spoofs an AP and sends deauthentication frames faster than the AP can authenticate stations, thus providing an effective denial of service attack for all users of a wireless network?"

"Who the FUCK are you? Get the FUCK away from my girlfriend."

Although I envision success in your speech no matter what approach you take, I think the method I've outlined here is destined for the highest degree of success.

[KeggeR]

hahahaha ok guys ill let this thread die, i think I will resubmit next year after I hammer out a few issues with my project, maybe just talk with a few people about it... But I will give up on trying to get a large public audience

Thank you for all your comments gang
-KeggeR

[joshknowles]

Wait don't give up... what about our free beer?

[encrypt31945]

We shold have pushed the beer option more!

[KeggeR]

lol, well I would be down but its kinda hard to offer 1 keg for 1,000+ people :)

[highwizard]

Originally posted by KeggeR
lol, well I would be down but its kinda hard to offer 1 keg for 1,000+ people :)

Well then you have two options

1) Get more kegs
or
2) Get one keg, and tell me, and ONLY me where that keg will be. Then I will be more then happy to listen to your presentation.

[octalpus]

Originally posted by highwizard
Well then you have two options

1) Get more kegs
or
2) Get one keg, and tell me, and ONLY me where that keg will be. Then I will be more then happy to listen to your presentation.

But you forget... you don't have to TELL us where beer is... we can smell it from miles away.

[KeggeR]

hahaha, shit ill drink the keg by myself (hence the name) and just pretend that I have people to share to