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So here's another humorous thing...
Anyone have an creative ideas?
jackalope
Anyone have an creative ideas?
jackalope
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DJ Jackalope
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Oh no...
Mom and step-mom aren't going this year, so I'm sure someone in 303 will find out.Don't hurt me daddy! -
It's as easy as 1, 2, 3.
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Re: Fastest Way to Get Arrested at Defcon
Not creative but a classic...Originally posted by DJ Jackalope
So here's another humorous thing...
Anyone have an creative ideas?
jackalope
Have Security find you passed out in the phone room.
Al
Ah, Scummercon '95"Are my pants...threatening you?"Comment
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Steal a payphone.Comment
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Drunkenly assault an officer of the law.
Cheat at any gaming table.
Shout, "I've got a bomb!" on the casino floor.
Sign all bills with fresh semen, right from the "fountain pen".
Pretend to hijack a cab.http://bitshift.orgComment
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by fluffy
Oh no...
Mom and step-mom aren't going this year, so I'm sure someone in 303 will find out. [/QUOTE
The 303s have to bring thier parents to DC? I thuoght they were all potty trained by now.
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DJ Jackalope
dopest dj in the galaxy. *mwah!*
send in the drop bears!
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Release a few dozen scorpion fish into pool #1. Or any pool for that matter. Maybe even the fountain."These last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life." -Goliath, "The Matrix Comics"Comment
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The Fountains are a goner from Day 1.
Al"Are my pants...threatening you?"Comment
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tossing a lit road flare into the elevator seemed to work for one con goer i distinctly remember
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bring the grocery list of "party favors" i've been mentioning in the past couple posts."Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin FranklinComment
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Bring Cy from the 303, especailly when he's armed with a radio, a camera, and he's drunk.
jackalope
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DJ Jackalope
dopest dj in the galaxy. *mwah!*
send in the drop bears!
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Wow, you thought way too highly of them.Originally posted by DJ Jackalope
The 303s have to bring thier parents to DC? I thuoght they were all potty trained by now.
jackalope 970Don't hurt me daddy!Comment
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He's "303" in the "Major used to get him grounded all the time by calling his mom and saying he was using obscene language like 'ass' on BBS's" kinda way.Originally posted by DJ Jackalope
Bring Cy from the 303, especailly when he's armed with a radio, a camera, and he's drunk.
jackalope
(er i think he's 303!)
BTW - you ever coming on KBFR?Don't hurt me daddy!Comment
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cy says a bunch of 303-ers are gonna be crashing in our room at the AP this year... that could be the fastest way to get arrested at Defcon.
or this:
Last edited by jesse; July 28, 2003, 02:29."Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin FranklinComment
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