Best Quote from DefCon 12

[octalpus]

Originally posted by ck3k
I may or may not have been around for that one...octalpuss has already told the one about me on the forums....:D

The context of joke makes it even better.

How the hell did you miss that one? YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!

[hackajar]

*late post* I did not enter any taxie cabs (that I remember) I made sure that my room was right next to pool three when I reserved, so anyone could just toss me in my room when things got out of hand.

[DrStrangeCheese]

"I’ll delete the pictures when we get home, don’t worry."

[Siviak]

I'm not so sure about 12.. but one of the best quotes from DefCon 11 was Stitch (or was it HighWiz) saying " I don't like nuts"... you do the math

[ck3k]

Originally posted by octalpussy
How the hell did you miss that one? YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!

But in case security asks...I wasnt :D

[KeLviN]

"i've never even heard of a female condom!"

-man working at the adult toy store.





p.s. rite-aid had them.......

[octalpus]

Originally posted by KeLviN
"i've never even heard of a female condom!"

-man working at the adult toy store.





p.s. rite-aid had them.......

Walgreen's did too. And oddly enough, the guy at the sex shop I went to also gave me a weird look.

[KeLviN]

Originally posted by octalpussy
Walgreen's did too. And oddly enough, the guy at the sex shop I went to also gave me a weird look.

you'd assume the guys working the sex shops would be up to date on all the 10 year old contraceptive technology.......



(and i think it was walgreens, not riteaid that we ended up at......

3 guys and pezz......we just talked (loudly) about how we were going to divide up the 5 pack between 3 guys.......a side affect of which was: Pezz inadvertantly seemed a little trampy......)


sorry pezz!:(


;)

[Nehima]

Originally posted by KeLviN
you'd assume the guys working the sex shops would be up to date on all the 10 year old contraceptive technology.......

No... you'd assume guys that work in sex shops would be up to date on the last ten years and the latest porn plus one-person sex toys. Not contraceptive.

[KeLviN]

oh, you're right.... no one would assume that a SEX SHOP owner would know anything about americas #1 sex associated accessory........

[pezz]

Wasn't someone going to wash theirs out so they could go twice???

heh

[blackwave]

Originally posted by pezz
Wasn't someone going to wash theirs out so they could go twice???

now that sounds like a fun party. :D :D :D

[DrStrangeCheese]

Friend's Quote:

"When I was a kid we didn’t have all these hacker scripts.

We used rocks.

You would run up to a Commodore 64 and throw a rock at the bastard.

That’s a DoS attack!

(Denial of you just had your monitor smashed with a rock attack)"

[Nehima]

Originally posted by KeLviN
oh, you're right.... no one would assume that a SEX SHOP owner would know anything about americas #1 sex associated accessory........

You never said it was the OWNER you said it was the worker bee behind the counter. Yeesh... it's a totally different thing if the owner doesn't know what a female condom is. That's just pathetic.

[pezz]

Originally posted by blackwave
now that sounds like a fun party. :D :D :D

Not for Kelvin....heh He was on the recieving end...