Gotta go with the multiple trips to quarks bar at the hilton.
For those not in the know, I suggest asking for greg next year. You cant miss him. He's the "Im really gay" brian boytano look-a-like waiter.
Our first interaction with Greg was when Chris and hizzle were smoking in the cancer free section. Hiwizzard responds to the request to put out with the following: "Its ok, im gay" and continued sucking on his cigerette.
There are sooo many quotes that belong in the annals from those encounters. Ill probably miss/fuck up most of them, but what the hell....
Things said around the table:
Greg: what can i get for you (Hiwiz): your phone number (Greg): I dont think my wife would like that. (Hiwiz): Its ok, she can watch, or join in
(Hiwiz to greg): If I order a salad, would you toss it for me?
(Klingon to Ck3k): ck3k, what does this mean? (ck to klingon): its my handle. (klingon to ck): ahh.....you live in cyberspace.....we have an old klingon saying....it says "get a life"
Other highlights was me being mistaken for hizzle's fem bitch by a bunch of sisters at the bar; OP being mistaken as a fag hag; Hiwizzard trying to "assimilate" the borg into his collective; offending the tables around us enough to make them leave.....
So many memories. Those involved feel free to fill in the details I missed.
For those not in the know, I suggest asking for greg next year. You cant miss him. He's the "Im really gay" brian boytano look-a-like waiter.
Our first interaction with Greg was when Chris and hizzle were smoking in the cancer free section. Hiwizzard responds to the request to put out with the following: "Its ok, im gay" and continued sucking on his cigerette.
There are sooo many quotes that belong in the annals from those encounters. Ill probably miss/fuck up most of them, but what the hell....
Things said around the table:
Greg: what can i get for you (Hiwiz): your phone number (Greg): I dont think my wife would like that. (Hiwiz): Its ok, she can watch, or join in
(Hiwiz to greg): If I order a salad, would you toss it for me?
(Klingon to Ck3k): ck3k, what does this mean? (ck to klingon): its my handle. (klingon to ck): ahh.....you live in cyberspace.....we have an old klingon saying....it says "get a life"
Other highlights was me being mistaken for hizzle's fem bitch by a bunch of sisters at the bar; OP being mistaken as a fag hag; Hiwizzard trying to "assimilate" the borg into his collective; offending the tables around us enough to make them leave.....
So many memories. Those involved feel free to fill in the details I missed.
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