Learn to Hack. This is it!

[DrStrangeCheese]

For the “teach me how to hack” posts here is a how to video from some of our friends at TechTV.

So instead of never sleeping because you are up for days preparing for: MCSA, CCNP, A+, Network+, Linux+, Security+, CISSP, and completing a AS in Computer Network Systems & BS in Information Security Systems, and browsing daily: asta, attrittion, nmrc, Insecure, Security Focus, VulnWatch, Neohapsis, wiretrip, packetstormsecurity, WarDriving, Incidents, CERT. ORG or COM while working as fuck peon administrator for a little more money than minimum wage.....

You can just sit back and watch a video and learn how to fuck with your friends and stumble into HoneyPots.
thebroken.org

[blackwave]

oh please say it isn't so... downloading ... ever so slowly.

[jesse]

yes, kevin rose yet again commits more crimes against humanity.

[DrStrangeCheese]

I hate the little shit just because I would kill to be in his position. You know its just one big sex orgy at TechTV. A bunch of young good-looking people all living in the Gay Area rubbing they’re dirty parts together.

[blackwave]

um.. they were sure nursing that beer... I think the best part of the video was the trinity poster in the background... I could have sworn this was filmed in 1997 if it wasn't for the version of netstumbler on the screen.

[Chris]

Ok, I just wasted 17 minutes of my life on this piece of shit. First of all...let's start with Hacking with Ramzi. For those in the audience that do not speak Arabic, the graphic they used didn't say hacking with Ramzi; it said "The Computer with Ramzi." Small point, but if you're gonna do it, do it right (do it with me; sorry Wham! moment there).

Second, their Ub3r 1337 WarDriving skillz suck ass. 15 APs in 30 minutes? In fucking San Francisco? Why even bother "demonstrating" with a linksys card? Don't tell me about the Orinoco gold with an external antenna....SHOW me.

Third, does it strike anyone else as odd that the only thing the actually "demonstrated" was their commission of fraud on the pizza joint. Anything that would have taken even a modicum (and I mean a SMALL amount) of skill to pull off, they just described but didn't actually demonstrate.

That piece of shit totally sucked and I am angry at myself for even watching it, cuz I knew it would suck.

Bad Chris...Bad!

[ripshy]

Yay! I finally found something to send to the people who ask me how to hack. A few-few-few years ago, I would have worshiped this video. Then I became enlightened. This thing sucks to us because we are not the target audience, and I can think of all kinds of things to say about who the target audience actually is, but Ill just let you guys pick your own.

Your completely right Chris, you summed up my feelings about it into one post.

Also, my card can kick the shit out of theirs, and rape it afterwards.

[Fused]

Kevin rose is gay. i hope he burns in hell. http://th3untouchables.org/stats.JPG look at the very top site.

[ripshy]

Originally posted by Fused
Kevin rose is gay...

Interesting...from his TTV bio:
What do you value most about your friends? My close friends are like brothers to me -- I would do anything for them as they would do anything for me.

[KeLviN]

horrible reviews.............soooo intrigued........ahhhh the pressure...............ok, i gotta click the link..!

[ch0l0man]

Originally posted by ripshy
Interesting...from his TTV bio:
What do you value most about your friends? My close friends are like brothers to me -- I would do anything for them as they would do anything for me.

yeah right at the first sign of prison time they would all leave eachother hanging.

ok i didnt watch it cause there was no mpg, but after all these great reviews looks like i will now.

[jesse]

nevermind haXXXor.com, this is the real pornography.

[Q42]

Total waste of time. I don't know why I don't listen.

By the way.

Did anyone that DID watch it, notice that the pizza he showed at the end was not what he was supposed to have gotten for free?

[murakami]

Originally posted by Q42
Did anyone that DID watch it, notice that the pizza he showed at the end was not what he was supposed to have gotten for free?

Yeah, I was wondering about that, but I was so revolted by the end that all I wanted to do was watch porn to rinse it from my mind. Thank god for usenet.

[blackwave]

I think everyone would be more amused if they painted their faces white and had some punker hairdo's...