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    North Pole News October 22, 2002

    Hackers Make the Naughty List

    In a recent breach of security it has been reported by head security personnel at North Pole Central that hackers have circumvented the security, which hardens the T-SQL, database housing the “Naughty and Nice lists.”

    Ho Ho Mojo the Chief Security Officer (CSO) for Santa Inc. was Quoted as saying that “…evil hackers penetrated the Naughty and Nice list removing their names from the “Coal in the Stocking” table and impregnating the “Nice” table with their handles and including “lavish gifts” for them to receive at Christmas….” Although Mojo would not comment on the specific exploit used to gain access to the “Naughty and Nice List” he did state that they had informed Microsoft of the critical nature surrounding the intrusion and were informed that Mr. Gates had every one of his top experts investigating the problem and working on a suitable patch.

    When asked about the incident Pixel Snow, Santa’s top elf, press correspondent for the big man was quoted as saying that “….Santa was disturbed tremendously by the event, and had mixed feelings about leaving Mr. Gates on the Nice list, after his software allowed such a critical infrastructure to be exposed in such a manner…..”

    Though the facts are still unconfirmed, a North Pole News source, said that the hack was the workings of the “HO HUM HACKER TROOP” who left references to their website www.down-with-christmas.org .




    Originial fake news story by Pezz
    Last edited by pezz; October 22, 2003, 20:20.

  • #2
    Did they include me??

    Hrmph, I hope they remembered to move my name, too! All those lumps of coal are really starting to pile up!

    Hey!! Gates was on the 'nice' list??? This must not be the first time they've been hacked!!!
    Drake

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    • #3
      Alas, even the north pole is subject to poor security. That probably has the elves in a frazzle to meet deadlines.
      Nice story.
      The dude abides.

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      • #4
        You people are getting bored, and doing stange things......


        ex of bordem on the forum....see HighWiz's blackbook
        ~:CK:~
        I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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        • #5
          i found it very entertaining. waiting for more from P-FNN
          (pezz fake news network)
          the fresh prince of 1337

          To learn how to hack; submit your request

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ck3k
            You people are getting bored, and doing stange things......


            ex of bordem on the forum....see HighWiz's blackbook

            See if I write a story about you now!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by highwizard
              See if I write a story about you now!
              Damn, I want the story to be heard.....:D
              ~:CK:~
              I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ck3k
                Damn, I want the story to be heard.....:D
                Nooooo... I don't think you do.
                the fresh princess of 1338

                What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by octalpussy
                  Nooooo... I don't think you do.
                  Maybe you can leave out the part about the klingon....that is sad.
                  ~:CK:~
                  I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ck3k
                    Maybe you can leave out the part about the klingon....that is sad.
                    Do you even remember the story or was your shirley temple too strong?

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                    • #11
                      ?

                      ?
                      I'm so confused

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DancingFool
                        ?
                        I'm so confused
                        So why the post?
                        ~:CK:~
                        I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 0versight
                          because HighWizard had to pass on the post whore label to someone else since he is the Keeper of the Book and its duties are time consuming.

                          Post whoring?

                          1) I've always been a post slut

                          2) You are doing a pretty good job of post whoring yourself, not to need help from anyone else.


                          3) Dancing fool: if you don't get it. Sit down and shut up, because no-one is going to explain it to you.... Though, if you were smart, you could have used the search feature and look up "klingon". Then you would find the story we are referencing.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 0versight
                            because HighWizard had to pass on the post whore label to someone else since he is the Keeper of the Book and its duties are time consuming.
                            I thought I was rounding the bend of being a post whore/slut!
                            "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by hackajar
                              I thought I was rounding the bend of being a post whore/slut!
                              Well, you have less posts than Highwizard, so your more of a Post skank.
                              You have to work hard to be a slut these days.
                              The dude abides.

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