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  • highwizard

    #1

    A Job?

    My usually philosophy on people finding jobs is this "There are enough search sites for for people out there". So when things come across my email I tend not to send them out. However, this one, for the place of employment alone, was worth it. Thus I thought I would post it here, incase any of you are looking for work still, but only because of the place you would be working.

    http://www.xy.com/job.html

    XY Magazine
    Job Opportunity
    jobs@xy.com

    seeks freelance web designer/developer in Southern California to expand and redesign XY.com.

    You would produce, manage, and edit both technology and content--installing many new premium features such as integrated instant messaging, new databases, and shopping carts. Also, you would work with political, fashion, news, scene, and entertainment content.

    This is a complex position and we are ONLY looking for someone with formal training and expereince in databases, design, technology, and graphics.

    Requirements:

    You must be a fluent expert at -- raw HTML, XML, Linux, Flash, Apache, PHP, MySQL, Photoshop, and everything else. (Quark would be a plus.)
    Know the gay community and like working with fashion, film, music, gay youth, and political content.
    Have a great sense of style and design.
    Have perfect grammar and spelling.
    Have several years work experience with a portfolio of several complex, high-traffic websites.
    You must be in SoCal.
    Write to jobs@xy.com and tell us why this is you!

    (NO phone calls or flirting please--we will contact you if interested).

    Large compensation will be offered to the right person.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    If you visit xy.com, you may understand the humor I found in all of this or maybe you won't.
  • kallahar
    Goon Like Object
    • Jan 2003
    • 571

    #2
    I just hope the "large compensation" is in the form of money...
    --- The fuck? Have you ever BEEN to Defcon?

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    • hackajar
      Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0
      • Jul 2003
      • 1255

      #3
      Originally posted by kallahar
      I just hope the "large compensation" is in the form of money...
      http://www.goatse.cx/giver.html
      "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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      • murakami
        Member
        • Jul 2002
        • 700

        #4
        Originally posted by hackajar
        Not bad ...

        This thread hit goatse in 3 messages. Makes one wonder how many degrees of seperation between any topic on the internet and goatse.

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