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  • pezz
    Unconfirmed Email
    • Jan 2003
    • 736

    #16
    Originally posted by Xodia
    Actually, there will be a girl with me, She's easy so I'll put in a good word for you Ck. :)
    Correction....she is a studette.

    Will you be bringing any easy males? If you insist on sharing you need to bring enough for everyone. :D

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    • highwizard

      #17
      Originally posted by pezz
      Correction....she is a studette.

      Will you be bringing any easy males? If you insist on sharing you need to bring enough for everyone. :D


      Yes he will be bringing easy males, but his boyfriend really doesn't count.

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      • Xodia
        Lurker Savant
        • Sep 2003
        • 515

        #18
        Originally posted by highwizard
        Yes he will be bringing easy males, but his boyfriend really doesn't count.
        Pezz, While I'm not bringing any easy guys with me, Its a giant city were every form of drunken debauchery is legal. I'm sure there is someone. :)
        The dude abides.

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        • IcEbLAze
          Member
          • Oct 2003
          • 147

          #19
          Originally posted by pezz
          Correction....she is a studette.

          Will you be bringing any easy males? If you insist on sharing you need to bring enough for everyone. :D

          <~~ Easy male O_o
          When you draw first blood you can't stop this fight
          For my own piece of mind - I'm going to
          Tear your fucking eyes out
          Rip your fucking flesh off
          Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
          Fuck you and your progress
          Watch me fucking regress
          You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
          Payback's a bitch motherfucker!

          Slayer - Payback

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          • jesse
            Weird Turned Pro
            • May 2003
            • 505

            #20
            Highwizard gets first pick, though. dude.
            "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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            • ck3k
              thoughtcriminal
              • Jul 2002
              • 1350

              #21
              Originally posted by jesse
              Highwizard gets first pick, though. dude.
              OK strategy for next year....

              my observation is that if your gay, the girls are attrachted to you like a magnet, so the more you hang with da wiz, the more girls you are likly to get. Most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts, with a few exceptional girls that where awesome (jackalope,octalpuss ;)) I really hope next year the haxxxor sluts dont come back, that was really annoying to me, why not just bring in pro. strippers/pr0n stars, and please no men as vanna again.
              ~:CK:~
              I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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              • bascule
                omgpwnies!
                • Jul 2003
                • 1946

                #22
                Originally posted by ck3k
                OK strategy for next year....

                my observation is that if your gay, the girls are attrachted to you like a magnet, so the more you hang with da wiz, the more girls you are likly to get. Most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts, with a few exceptional girls that where awesome (jackalope,octalpuss ;)) I really hope next year the haxxxor sluts dont come back, that was really annoying to me, why not just bring in pro. strippers/pr0n stars, and please no men as vanna again.
                I was rather annoyed by the scene whores attempting to pedal porn at Defcon, and pissed a few of them off by telling them off while I was drunk.
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                • Chris
                  Great Satan of the East
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 2866

                  #23
                  Originally posted by bascule
                  I was rather annoyed by the scene whores attempting to pedal porn at Defcon, and pissed a few of them off by telling them off while I was drunk.

                  Just as an FYI, they will not be back, at least not as vendors, they wouldn't be stopped from purchasing a badge just like anyone else. I am pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but once more just for clarification, when they requested a vendor table, they said they were going to sell rave supplies (glo sticks, etc). They kind of sprung the haXXXor chicks on us. We shut them down (in the vendor area anyway) as soon as we saw what was up.

                  I talked to DT about this the day after DC ended and let him know that they would not be invited back as vendors next year. DT agreed that they should not be and that sad chapter in DefCon lore is closed.
                  perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                  • Chris
                    Great Satan of the East
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 2866

                    #24
                    Originally posted by ck3k
                    Most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts, with a few exceptional girls that where awesome (jackalope,octalpuss ;))
                    I completely disagree. Maybe your young eyes gravitated to the scantily clad...but the fact is that there were a large number of very intelligent female attendees last year that were neither scene, or any other kind, of whores.

                    Making the statement that "most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts" is both false and degrading to the majority of the female attendees.

                    Anyway..."if most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts" why didn't you get laid? :)
                    perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                    • ck3k
                      thoughtcriminal
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1350

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Chris
                      I completely disagree. Maybe your young eyes gravitated to the scantily clad...

                      Anyway..."if most girls I saw at defcon where all sorta teenage drunken sluts" why didn't you get laid? :)

                      haah, that is way to true, i clarify, most of the scantly clad women running around the con at night did seem to give me the idea that I was at a high school party. Durring the day time, and at night as well, I did meet some great girls, sadly most have bfs, or even worse married :(

                      They kind of sprung the haXXXor chicks on us. We shut them down (in the vendor area anyway) as soon as we saw what was up.
                      I figured that was the case, cause I was wondering how they let that happen. It would seem like the target audience, but It was sort of the big joke of the whole con, kind of ironic is also theplacement of that table to the Jesusphreaks, who where nice guys. They did get shut down? I didn't see that one go down.
                      Last edited by ck3k; December 7, 2003, 17:47.
                      ~:CK:~
                      I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                      • Xodia
                        Lurker Savant
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 515

                        #26
                        Originally posted by ck3k
                        Durring the day time, and at night as well, I did meet some great girls, sadly most have bfs, or even worse married :(
                        .
                        Alas, its a rule that all nice, attractive girls must be:
                        a.) Very flirty, and seem to be coming on to you.
                        b.) Dating some guy you KNOW you are more attractive than. :)
                        The dude abides.

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                        • ck3k
                          thoughtcriminal
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1350

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Xodia
                          Alas, its a rule that all nice, attractive girls must be:
                          a.) Very flirty, and seem to be coming on to you.
                          b.) Dating some guy you KNOW you are more attractive than. :)
                          or married to a goon at defcon ;) damn you Kryonik, damn you!!!!!!! ;)
                          ~:CK:~
                          I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                          • highwizard

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Xodia
                            Alas, its a rule that all nice, attractive girls must be:
                            a.) Very flirty, and seem to be coming on to you.
                            b.) Dating some guy you KNOW you are more attractive than. :)
                            c.) Lesbians (The real ones) that you would never have a chance with.

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                            • skroo
                              Volatile Compound
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 2348

                              #29
                              Originally posted by highwizard
                              c.) Lesbians (The real ones) that you would never have a chance with.
                              Yeah... The ones who would beat you to death with your own arms after they'd ripped them from your torso for being a penis-wielding oppressor.

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                              • bascule
                                omgpwnies!
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1946

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Chris
                                Just as an FYI, they will not be back, at least not as vendors, they wouldn't be stopped from purchasing a badge just like anyone else. I am pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but once more just for clarification, when they requested a vendor table, they said they were going to sell rave supplies (glo sticks, etc). They kind of sprung the haXXXor chicks on us. We shut them down (in the vendor area anyway) as soon as we saw what was up.
                                It's not that I have anything against porn, I just have something against really, really bad porn.
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