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  • Holiday cookies

    Cookie Mix - Enjoy!

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
    level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
    cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
    sugar...Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
    another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
    eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick
    the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
    drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
    Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
    nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
    you can find. Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
    forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
    window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in
    the dishwasher.
    CHERRY MISTMAS
    Last edited by octalpus; December 19, 2003, 23:28.
    the fresh princess of 1338

    What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

  • #2
    Originally posted by octalpussy
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
    and strain your nuts.
    Maybe you substitue Tequilla for something else, say Captain Morgan?

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      Oh my god, I'm having Slashdot deja vu
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      • #4
        Originally posted by bascule
        Oh my god, I'm having Slashdot deja vu
        Hehehee... I like that one too... hadn't see that.
        the fresh princess of 1338

        What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by highwizard
          Maybe you substitue Tequilla for something else, say Captain Morgan?
          Don't listen to him, he's trying to steal your Jose to make some nice, refreshing mahgarrritas!
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