Who's cooler...

[bascule]

So yeah, some of you will probably think this is lame, but I really have to know... who is cooler, Ferris Bueller or Jeff Spicoli?

I voted for Jeff Spicoli, because he's such a poe theed... and having a pizza delivered to you while you're sitting in class with the munchies is the coolest thing ever

[noid]

Ah, but Ferris Bueller hacked his schools computer to lower the number of sick days he took. That's pretty leet. He also gets to drive a nice car around Chigago.

[Chris]

Spicoli, hands down.

It is of course an acknowledged fact that I am the coolest fella ever to walk the face of the earth...but if Spicoli wasn't a fictional character he would have me beat.

Not to mention, when you watch a movie with Spicoli in it...you get to see Pheobe Cates' boobs....need I really say more?

[Xodia]

Ferris Bueller, its no contest. Ferris had the satisfaction of having an entire parade worship him, not to mention that he was a patron of the arts. He ate at fancy restaurants(via social engineering. Thats bonus l33t' points), and went to an art museum on his day off.
Spicoli wouldn't touch an art museum unless he was smoking some bad reefer.

[Chris]

Spicoli wouldn't touch an art museum unless he was smoking some bad reefer.

I think you just made my case for me ;)

[astcell]

What about David Lightman?

[Chris]

What about David Lightman?

Quick trivia.

What does David Lightman have to do with the first DefCon?

[astcell]

McKittrick: See that sign up here - up here. "Defcon." That indicates our current defense condition. It should read "Defcon 5," which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?

David Lightman: No. What does that mean?

McKittrick: World War Three.

[Chris]

McKittrick: See that sign up here - up here. "Defcon." That indicates our current defense condition. It should read "Defcon 5," which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?

David Lightman: No. What does that mean?

McKittrick: World War Three.

Thanks for playing...but not quite.

[astcell]

Hmm, how about, they both sucked?

[Chris]

Hmm, how about, they both sucked?

Hint: Absolute DefCon

[astcell]

Since it is Defcon, I assume it is alcohol related?

[Grifter]

David Lightman resides in Seattle, Which is also where DT resides. He also chose Las Vegas as his first target when playing Global ThermoNuclear War, which is now home to defcon.

[Chris]

David Lightman resides in Seattle, Which is also where DT resides. He also chose Las Vegas as his first target when playing Global ThermoNuclear War, which is now home to defcon.

Ladies and gentlemen...we have a winner...sort of.

Add the sentence, "This is why DT chose Las Vegas for the first DefCon" and it's right.

Since it is Defcon, I assume it is alcohol related?

No, DT explained this in the DefCon 10 program...the cover of which said...

"Absolute DefCon"

[Grifter]

Ladies and gentlemen...we have a winner...sort of.

Oh my! This is so unexpected. i'd like to thank my love for defcon and all things defcon. Obviously the defcon 10 program for its quality reading material. And I'd like to thank all the attendees for making it possible. Hi Mom!