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    http://www.us-cert.gov/index.html

    I wonder how the next WWWD will affect the threat level. This should be highly amusing.
    Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice;
    it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions.
    Liberty and responsibility are inseparable.

    - Friedrich Hayek

  • #2
    Maybe we can post the results on Ebay, available ONLY to the highest bidder. Now that would make it interesting!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mr.White
      http://www.us-cert.gov/index.html

      I wonder how the next WWWD will affect the threat level. This should be highly amusing.
      Probably not as much as the Next Defcon will affect it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by highwizard
        Probably not as much as the Next Defcon will affect it.
        And I thought Defcon had enough feds there already :p

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        • #5
          I am going to walk around at Defcon and sell special butterfly nets that have been customized to catch wi-fi signals right out of the air...the feds will pay a fortune.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by astcell
            I am going to walk around at Defcon and sell special butterfly nets that have been customized to catch wi-fi signals right out of the air...the feds will pay a fortune.

            I bet if you add some tin foil to the nets, they'll pay even more for them.
            "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck

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            • #7
              Oh yes, tin foil is for the G band. That's extra.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by astcell
                Oh yes, tin foil is for the G band. That's extra.
                forget "G-band"... when can you sell me that will catch G-Strings???
                If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Siviak
                  forget "G-band"... when can you sell me that will catch G-Strings???
                  That's what the gap in your front teeth is for!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by astcell
                    That's what the gap in your front teeth is for!
                    I knew my relation to David Letterman would come in handy one day
                    If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Siviak
                      I knew my relation to David Letterman would come in handy one day
                      and I thought you were related to Madonna

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by murakami
                        and I thought you were related to Madonna
                        When did you hear him orgasm?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by astcell
                          When did you hear him orgasm?
                          That night he spent in my room.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by lil_freak
                            I bet if you add some tin foil to the nets, they'll pay even more for them.
                            I once knew a man who lined his baseball caps with tin foil...said it was so the feds couldn't read his thoughts with their mind reading machine, seems to me, he ended up involved with a net also.
                            I enjoy talking to myself...it's usually the only intelligent conversations I get to have.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Floydr47
                              I once knew a man who lined his baseball caps with tin foil...said it was so the feds couldn't read his thoughts with their mind reading machine, seems to me, he ended up involved with a net also.
                              Sounds to me like he needed to end up in a padded room, with lots of supervision.
                              "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck

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