US father names son 'Version 2.0'

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  • renderman
    Notorious Canadian Hacker
    • Mar 2003
    • 1428

    #1

    US father names son 'Version 2.0'

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3451207.stm

    I'm just impressed he was able to convince his wife. Must be a very understanding women
    Never drink anything larger than your head!





  • jesse
    Weird Turned Pro
    • May 2003
    • 505

    #2
    i'm just surprised that someone that lame has been able to have sex with a woman.
    "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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    • ck3k
      thoughtcriminal
      • Jul 2002
      • 1350

      #3
      hrm, i think i would name my kid patrick with the middle name of slackware....;) odds of me getting wife to agree....less then zero
      ~:CK:~
      I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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      • astcell
        Human Rights Issuer
        • Oct 2001
        • 7512

        #4
        He better not make his wife angry or he will find himself uninstalled and replaced with husband 2.0.

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        • Xodia
          Lurker Savant
          • Sep 2003
          • 515

          #5
          If they have another kid accidentally, will it be "Version 2.0: Special Edition"?
          The dude abides.

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          • pezz
            Unconfirmed Email
            • Jan 2003
            • 736

            #6
            Originally posted by Renderman
            I'm just impressed he was able to convince his wife. Must be a very understanding women
            Why such the suprise that a wife would agree......could it be that .......GASP.....she might be a bit geeky herself?

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            • renderman
              Notorious Canadian Hacker
              • Mar 2003
              • 1428

              #7
              Originally posted by Xodia
              If they have another kid accidentally, will it be "Version 2.0: Special Edition"?
              It'll be v2.0 Service Pack 1: Same codebase, new bugfixes

              (i.e: the Incessent crying at 4am bug and the peeing all over the change table exploit will not be effective any more)
              Never drink anything larger than your head!





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              • jesse
                Weird Turned Pro
                • May 2003
                • 505

                #8
                Originally posted by 0versight
                Youre shitting me.....there's geeky women? Where are they located?
                at the renaissance festival.
                "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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                • Gadsden
                  Goon
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1241

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jesse
                  at the renaissance festival.
                  God.. don't you know that poor kid is going to be fucked with his entire life..
                  Last edited by Gadsden; February 4, 2004, 10:30.
                  Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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                  • pezz
                    Unconfirmed Email
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 736

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 0versight
                    Youre shitting me.....there's geeky women? Where are they located?
                    We are so damn stealthy you can't find us.
                    bouncy bouncy bouncy :D

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                    • Mr. Peabody
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 64

                      #11
                      That's a pretty boring story. If only we give these idiots the kind of attention they need most, a short drop with a quick stop. Wouldn't the world be a better place?

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                      • astcell
                        Human Rights Issuer
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7512

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 0versight
                        Youre shitting me.....there's geeky women? Where are they located?
                        ...Pool #2.

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                        • h3adrush
                          Member
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 193

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 0versight
                          Youre shitting me.....there's geeky women? Where are they located?
                          hmm they seem to magical fall from heaven for me.
                          ARRR!

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                          • astcell
                            Human Rights Issuer
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7512

                            #14
                            Originally posted by h3adrush
                            hmm they seem to magical fall from heaven for me.
                            They don't fall from heaven. They see your face and throw themselves off the balcony while writhing in pain. :>

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                            • h3adrush
                              Member
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 193

                              #15
                              magically.....
                              ARRR!

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