The Con Cons

[TheCotMan]

SO let me get this straight:[List of *CON chopped]

[For information on locations, days and times for events, consider the event pages. Added links because of suggestion by murakami]

If we alter the meaning of Con from Con-vention to also include Con-test, what about:
* Lock Picking Con
* IP Appliance Con
* Defcon 12 Wardriving Con
* Wifi Shootout Con
* Art Con
* Homebrew Con
* Spot The Fed Con (does this count?)
* Robot Warez Con
* Media Con (Film Festival contest)
* Mudge and the TCP/IP Drinking Game Con See Schedule ATM: Friday, 21:00, Apollo, see schedule for latest.
* Leetest Link Con See Schedule ATM: Friday, 21:00, Tent, see schedule for latest.
* Slogan Con
* Coffee Wars V Con
* Capture the Flag Con
* Scavenger Hunt Con
* Make Money for EFF Dunk Tank Con see Main Page and This Thread
* Shoot Con [Added from comment made below by Lil_Freak] (Link?)

Then the unofficial events:
* Getting in to see the speaker Con
* Room Rushing Con
* Falling Asleep in public and getting tagged Con
* Tagging people who pass-out in public Con
* Keeping Virginity Con
* Losing Virginity Con
* Avoid paying AP high food prices Con


Then the Goon events where you must be a Goon to play*:
* Club the Cluebie (klew bee) Con
* Stomp the asshat Con
* Deal-with-cops-when-Fucktards Screw-up Con
* Making-sure-things-work Con

(* Being the target of a Goon CON play does not mean you are playing, in the same way that a clay pigeon is not playing during a skeet shoot.)

What else is there?

[Edit: added content based on comment below. New content found above in [ ] and below here]
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[lil_freak]

TheCotMan, you forgot:

Shoot Con, for all of us who will be attending the DC Shoot on Saturday.

[TheCotMan]

TheCotMan, you forgot:

Shoot Con, for all of us who will be attending the DC Shoot on Saturday.

Done. Original has been modified to include it with citation to your post/suggestion. I'll try to avoid replying to any future suggestions here on addition and will be add them the post above post, so long as I am able to edit it.

[murakami]

A listing with date, time, and location would be helpful.

[DJ Jackalope]

Then the unofficial events:

* Falling Asleep in public and getting tagged Con
* Tagging people who pass-out in public Con

http://hektik.org/gallery/dc11/IMG_0078

no?

jackalope

thank you hektik for not wrecking on my friend too badly. if you go back a few picts you'll see what not to have happen to you when you pass out in front of your hotel door because you're locked out.

[astcell]

Isn't there a skydiving event?

[renderman]

Isn't there a skydiving event?

Splatcon!
Plummetcon!

[Siviak]

Hangover con does come last. and no poolcon was around before gazebo con.. I think that is all I have to add... except for the not shaving my head thing.. theres that too

[astcell]

We need to start an event for those who arrive early, we are already rewarding those who stay late!

[TheCotMan]

We need to start an event for those who arrive early, we are already rewarding those who stay late!

Toxic BBQ is early, right? If you get too early, then it starts the party mood before BH is out.

[Siviak]

We need to start an event for those who arrive early, we are already rewarding those who stay late!

they get more time with me :D what more could you ask for man?

[astcell]

they get more time with me :D what more could you ask for man?

Ah, the SnoCon(e).

[Siviak]

Ah, the SnoCon(e).

BOOOOO....HISS... you can do better than that.... I am dissapointed

[astcell]

It's been a long week for me!

[Kry0NiK]

So which "con" event has buttsex involved? Since it seems to be such a beloved topic in channel, it should be mentioned so those wishing participation can plan accordingly.