New Slogan For DC 12

[hackajar]

Now that the Con is over. What NEW slogan would you give DC12?

[renderman]

DC12: Did anyone get the license plate of that truck?

[b0neZ]

hmmmm

Final score: DefCon 12 - Braincells 0.

[DISINGENUOUS]

My mom after looking at pics messaged me..

"Looks more like it was PORNcon"

--S

[Effugas]

Defcon 12: Where Demerol Isn't Just A Potent Painkiller, It's Also Allergy Medication.

(About as inside a joke as it gets.)

[ck3k]

We had two laptops, seventy-five feet of cat5, five compaq flash cards, a cd full of pr0n, and whole galaxy of geeks, nerds, lamers, drunks....Also, a gallon of tequila, a gallon of vodka, a keg of beer, a 30 foot beer bong, a pint of habanero rum, a bootle of shine. Not that we needed all that for defcon, but once you get into a serious CON, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

or

"what happens at defcon, gets posted on the internet"

[noid]

Defcon 12: Thank god for drunk girls with no self esteem

[Xodia]

Defcon 12: Black Ops, Black Shirts...White men.

[astcell]

"DC12 - Fri-Sun - Longest Orgasm I Ever Had"

[TheCotMan]

Now that the Con is over. What NEW slogan would you give DC12?

"I heard DefCon 12 was canceled."
/me runs and ducks for cover

[nasteratu]

"Defcon 12: Who is that kid sleeping in my hotel room? and where are my pants?"

[BrainGumbo]

Demerol

Defcon 12: Where Demerol Isn't Just A Potent Painkiller, It's Also Allergy Medication.

(About as inside a joke as it gets.)

Does this have something to do with your general "just had my ass kicked" appearance the morning of your talk?

[spahkle]

"I heard DefCon 12 was canceled."
/me runs and ducks for cover

That could actually be a sweet t. A standard Defcon shirt with a red "cancelled" diagnolly across the front. Make people take a second look. (If "Cancelled" was a logo)