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  • GodMinusOne
    Goon
    • Jul 2002
    • 298

    #1

    Google Humor

    Type the word "bastards" in at Google, then proceed to click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

    :)
    You're either on my side or else you're in the way.
  • bascule
    omgpwnies!
    • Jul 2003
    • 1946

    #2
    And here I was expecting it to point to georgewbush.com
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    • skroo
      Volatile Compound
      • Dec 2001
      • 2348

      #3
      Originally posted by bascule
      And here I was expecting it to point to georgewbush.com
      Sorry, but we do control everything.

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      • hackajar
        Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0
        • Jul 2003
        • 1255

        #4
        Originally posted by GodMinusOne
        Type the word "bastards" in at Google, then proceed to click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

        :)
        How on earth did you uncover this?
        "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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        • Voltage Spike
          Ce n'est pas un personne
          • Jun 2004
          • 1049

          #5
          Originally posted by hackajar
          How on earth did you uncover this?
          I believe the way this stuff usually works is through blogs. The "blog community" decides that they want to link a particular word to a web site, so many people link to a site using that word. Due to Google's more-links-increases-ranking system, that site then becomes the number one site (i.e., the "I'm Feeling Lucky Site") for the chosen phrase.

          Since this kind of stunt requires many, many people, tricks like this aren't really a secret.

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          • Digitalwiggle
            Member
            • Jul 2004
            • 17

            #6
            Now thats funny.

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            • ndex
              Repeat Offender
              • Jan 2002
              • 232

              #7
              beautiful

              It's hard to find beauty in technology sometimes, but that is fabulous!
              That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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              • Eugene Da Vinci
                Pulled back in…
                • Apr 2004
                • 84

                #8
                Originally posted by bascule
                And here I was expecting it to point to georgewbush.com
                ahaha actully bascule thats if you type "Miserable Failure" Then hit I'm feeling lucky.

                -chris
                -Christopher

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                • murakami
                  Member
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 700

                  #9
                  More on the mechanics of Google b0|\/|b1n9

                  Apologies for the leet speak and TinyUrl redirect, but I'm just trying to keep the LEO crawlers from freaking out. Its best to fly below the radar in these times.

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                  • zapphire
                    variant joule
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GodMinusOne
                    Type the word "bastards" in at Google, then proceed to click "I'm Feeling Lucky." :)
                    Google's algorithm is becoming ever more powerful, almost psychic. :]
                    The 'Company' section notes SCO has 'a worldwide presence.' Hhmm, wonder why; and whether the world views them amicably is another story. But wait! You can link to their own 'Code of Conduct and Ethics' PDF, which substantiates how principled they are. Gosh, maybe we got them all wrong.
                    'The world is a jungle in general, and the networking game contributes many animals.' ~RFC 826

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                    • hackajar
                      Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1255

                      #11
                      You would be suprised at the systems currently installed or still being installed with SCO Unix. They do have a large presents in the Restruant insdustry, as well as the Auto Parts industry. Micros POS systems still use SCO, as well as CSK auto (Checker, Shucks, Kragen). But it looks like that is rapidly changing with Micros using M$ for new versions of it's POS and auto parts stores like Auto Zone switching to Linux.
                      "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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                      • allentrace
                        Sarcasm Intended
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 516

                        #12
                        Google Bombing

                        Originally posted by Voltage Spike
                        I believe the way this stuff usually works is through blogs. The "blog community" decides that they want to link a particular word to a web site, so many people link to a site using that word. Due to Google's more-links-increases-ranking system, that site then becomes the number one site (i.e., the "I'm Feeling Lucky Site") for the chosen phrase.

                        Since this kind of stunt requires many, many people, tricks like this aren't really a secret.
                        Yeah I believe it is called google bombing.
                        Did Everquest teach you that?

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                        • skroo
                          Volatile Compound
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 2348

                          #13
                          Originally posted by allentrace
                          Yeah I believe it is called google bombing.
                          Completely off-topic, but good avatar. Back to the thread...

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                          • d3ad1ysp0rk
                            Cool Ketchup Bottle
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 113

                            #14
                            Great article murakami.

                            It got me thinking on defusing google bombs. After a few seconds of thought, I can only defuse the "I'm feeling lucky" part of it.

                            You'd need to get another extensive site (check out how the Church of Scientology did it i n the article), and whenever a google bomb starts that you disagree with (say you were pro-bush or something), then you could google bomb the original #1 link (which would probably be in the second place right now).

                            Oh, and my other idea is.. google could make their algorithm better ;)
                            - Programmer -

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