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    Martha Stewart was ordered Wednesday to serve her sentance for Stock fraud.*
    She will be serving her sentance at a minimum seciruty prison nicknamed, "Camp Cupcake." Call me crazy but this appeal to my sense of irony and humor. Her prisoner # is 55170-054.

    *Stewart was sentenced in July after she was convicted of lying about why she sold ImClone Systems Inc. (IMCL) stock in 2001
    Did Everquest teach you that?

  • #2
    Originally posted by allentrace
    Call me crazy but this appeal to my sense of irony and humor. Her prisoner # is 55170-054.
    We should send her an endless stream of pictures like this.

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    • #3
      sounds like a tough place.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by atripes
        sounds like a tough place.

        You’re probably right. One thing I would sure love to see is Martha’s cell. All decked out with drapes and other various home fashions. If I had to take a picture of anything it would be that…well other then Bob Barkers Beauties.

        Gormless

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        • #5
          "Fuck Martha Stewart!" --Fight Club

          "Fuck Ze Queen!" --Dataworm

          She could always do a prison show..
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          Last edited by Gadsden; October 1, 2004, 12:44. Reason: Added pretty picture.
          Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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          • #6
            [QUOTE=che]"Fuck Martha Stewart!" --Fight Club QUOTE]
            I am trying to think if Chuck Palahniuk actually wrote that in the book, or was that for movie purposes only?
            Did Everquest teach you that?

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            • #7
              Found the quote in the book, "Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man." Damn that book was written in 1996 is that not prophetic or what.
              Last edited by allentrace; October 1, 2004, 12:45.
              Did Everquest teach you that?

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              • #8
                Martha "Skipping Town"

                Martha Stewart before having to serve her "sentance" in a low security jail previously host to the two women who tried to assasinate Ford, has decided to gallavant down to the Carribean. Is is just me or am I the only one hoping She does an OJ, that way I can watch the hunt for her on America's Most Wanted.
                Did Everquest teach you that?

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                • #9
                  Why is SENTENCE such a hard word to spell?

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                  • #10
                    Sentence....sentence, sentence, sentence. Alright good to go, I will never misspell sentence again. :D
                    Did Everquest teach you that?

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                    • #11
                      Marta Stewart's jail cell is most likely better looking then my house. I bet she designed the whole interior as well. She will have to learn how to knit with Bertha or get beat with random rusty prison objects.
                      Last edited by Dauthi; October 4, 2004, 08:29.
                      "Who designed your signature? SATAN?!?"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dauthi
                        ...or get beat with random rusty prison objects.
                        God willing.
                        The only stupid question is the one that you dont ask.
                        Or the one that ends up in dev/null.

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                        • #13
                          Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth

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                          • #14
                            In that picture...on the wall...does it say "KEVIN WAS HERE" ?

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