Martha Stewart

[allentrace]

Martha Stewart was ordered Wednesday to serve her sentance for Stock fraud.*
She will be serving her sentance at a minimum seciruty prison nicknamed, "Camp Cupcake." Call me crazy but this appeal to my sense of irony and humor. Her prisoner # is 55170-054.

*Stewart was sentenced in July after she was convicted of lying about why she sold ImClone Systems Inc. (IMCL) stock in 2001

[skroo]

Call me crazy but this appeal to my sense of irony and humor. Her prisoner # is 55170-054.

We should send her an endless stream of pictures like this.

[atripes]

sounds like a tough place.

[Gormless]

sounds like a tough place.

You’re probably right. One thing I would sure love to see is Martha’s cell. All decked out with drapes and other various home fashions. If I had to take a picture of anything it would be that…well other then Bob Barkers Beauties.

Gormless

[Gadsden]

"Fuck Martha Stewart!" --Fight Club

"Fuck Ze Queen!" --Dataworm

She could always do a prison show..

[allentrace]

[QUOTE=che]"Fuck Martha Stewart!" --Fight Club QUOTE]
I am trying to think if Chuck Palahniuk actually wrote that in the book, or was that for movie purposes only?

[allentrace]

Found the quote in the book, "Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man." Damn that book was written in 1996 is that not prophetic or what.

[allentrace]

Martha "Skipping Town"

Martha Stewart before having to serve her "sentance" in a low security jail previously host to the two women who tried to assasinate Ford, has decided to gallavant down to the Carribean. Is is just me or am I the only one hoping She does an OJ, that way I can watch the hunt for her on America's Most Wanted.

[astcell]

Why is SENTENCE such a hard word to spell?

[allentrace]

Sentence....sentence, sentence, sentence. Alright good to go, I will never misspell sentence again. :D

[Dauthi]

Marta Stewart's jail cell is most likely better looking then my house. I bet she designed the whole interior as well. She will have to learn how to knit with Bertha or get beat with random rusty prison objects.

[enCode]

...or get beat with random rusty prison objects.

God willing.

[FreezerBurn]

[astcell]

In that picture...on the wall...does it say "KEVIN WAS HERE" ?