Haiku for Thinkgeek contest...and slow day at work...

[LosT]

Just a few Haiku for a slow day here at work:

Live Journal's mascot:
When Frank says, "Baaaaah" it's weird,
why move the back leg?


G-mail rocks- it's free.
You have invites, mail your friends!
Eternal beta.


1984.
It is not the past but now.
RFID tags.


LosT

[skroo]

Code, Compile, Crash
Bugs heave our programs' features
We kludge source with foo

[noid]

Closed source nemisis
Penguin power at no cost
Linux is the shit

[converge]

typing springs aloft
your stack sits with interest
payday gives me all

[astcell]

XP Service Packs
They pain me like a mofo
Microsoft does laugh

[skroo]

Heh, I like astcell's. In a similar vein:

If it is Tuesday
You must run Windows Update
Run, reboot, repeat

[astcell]

Viruses are here
We told you they would come soon
Update résumé.

[pc-0x90]

nummish sets mode +pedantic

tinyurl
dot com slash five yety shows
these are not haiku..