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**Abby_Normal** · July 19, 2005, 14:47

Originally posted by CYBERPUNK_HEX

I need some help. I have a room reserved at the Alexis Park but i have run into a little problem. My dad was supposed to be going with us to Defcon, but do to scheduling conflicts he can’t make it. My predicament is this, I am only 18 and I need someone who is 21 years or older that I can transfer the reservations to, so thatme and my freind can still go. If anyone needs a place to crash at the Alexis and is 21 or older please email me (Binaryhellstorm@gmail.com).

I suspect you may have a hard time finding someone. If say I were to check you in and then the room was trashed they'd be charging my credit card.

I'm not saying you would do such a thing, but I think that would be most peoples concern.

Perhaps you could put up some kind of collateral. That might help.

**TheCotMan** · July 19, 2005, 14:55

I am not certain, but the 21 or older may be partly because of an issue with alcohol.

I think the second or third DefCon at the AP included rooms stocked with minibars. At that time, I think they had a policy of 18 or older to register and check into a room. An issue was made of this when people under 21 either gained access to the minibar, or demonstrated access, or there was cause by the management to perceive a risk of access. The hotel's response was to visit all of the rooms and remove the alcohol from the minibars.

Perhaps, they upped the age to 21 because of the minibar. If this is the case, they may allow you to have a 21 year old checked into your hotel room, but still use your credit card. What you can do is call to find out if this would work.

**Deviant Ollam** · July 19, 2005, 15:18

Originally posted by TheCotMan

I think the second or third DefCon at the AP included rooms stocked with minibars. At that time, I think they had a policy of 18 or older to register and check into a room. An issue was made of this when people under 21 either gained access to the minibar, or demonstrated access, or there was cause by the management to perceive a risk of access. The hotel's response was to visit all of the rooms and remove the alcohol from the minibars.

i can recall this happening to me as recently as DefCon 8 or 9... a guy coming in and taking out all the stocked items. and hell, i was 21 both those years.

(i did have underage people in the room... don't think they were on the check-in list, tho)

**converge** · July 19, 2005, 15:24

heh.. or... anyone wanting reservations at the AP could take him up on the offer :)

want some candy little boy? ..key.. naw, you don't need a room key, I'll let you in, really.

**TheCotMan** · July 19, 2005, 15:39

Originally posted by Deviant Ollam

i can recall this happening to me as recently as DefCon 8 or 9... a guy coming in and taking out all the stocked items. and hell, i was 21 both those years.

(i did have underage people in the room... don't think they were on the check-in list, tho)

Yes. I was at least 21 when did this to my room the first year. It sucked. I trusted my room people, and assumed some prankster stole all our hotel booze-- that is expensive!

So, I called to report theft in our room, and they told me they removed it. I asked them why they did not leave a note, and they said they were in too much of a hurry, but everything was "okay."

They should have photocopied a bunch of notes and left them in the rooms.

**skroo** · July 19, 2005, 17:11

I also need a 21-year-old. I'd like her to be about 5'9" tall, somewhere in the region of 115-125lbs., have 34D breasts, Milla Jovovich's face (fuck it, just give me Milla Jovovich and we'll call it even), the limber abilities of a Romanian gymnast, and an easily-pliable set of moral values.

While I'm dreaming, I'd like some Maseratis and a helicopter, too. And guns.

**octalpus** · July 19, 2005, 17:40

Originally posted by skroo

I also need a 21-year-old. I'd like her to be about 5'9" tall, somewhere in the region of 115-125lbs., have 34D breasts, Milla Jovovich's face (fuck it, just give me Milla Jovovich and we'll call it even), the limber abilities of a Romanian gymnast, and an easily-pliable set of moral values.

While I'm dreaming, I'd like some Maseratis and a helicopter, too. And guns.

Damn it, you beat me to it!

**spahkle** · July 19, 2005, 17:47

Originally posted by octalpus

Damn it, you beat me to it!

I had the chance earlier but not the skill which Skroo possesses in spades.

**skroo** · July 19, 2005, 18:21

Originally posted by octalpus

Damn it, you beat me to it!

Tell ya what: we'll draw up a rotation, but the Maseratis are mine and mine alone... :)

**KeLviN** · July 19, 2005, 18:22

Originally posted by skroo

Tell ya what, we'll draw up a rotation... :)

for the girl? or the quick witty replies?

**skroo** · July 19, 2005, 18:24

Originally posted by KeLviN

for the girl? or the quick witty replies?

Given a choice between wit and sex, I'll choose sex.

**KeLviN** · July 19, 2005, 18:28

Originally posted by skroo

Given a choice between wit and sex, I'll choose sex.

excelent. put me in on that rotation.... just dont make me lower than 3rd....

**Abby_Normal** · July 19, 2005, 18:32

Originally posted by skroo

Given a choice between wit and sex, I'll choose sex.

But sex is so easy to find, while true wit is so rare.

**skroo** · July 19, 2005, 19:02

Originally posted by KeLviN

excelent. put me in on that rotation.... just dont make me lower than 3rd....

You'll have to take that up with OP, given that she's next in line after me...

Originally posted by Abby_Normal

But sex is so easy to find, while true wit is so rare.

True, but phenomenal sex is harder to find than real wit.

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