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  • War on Terror as seen from a Bourne shell

    Okay, not trying to ignite a political flamewar or anything, just thought this was funny:

    http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/Thi...r_on_terror_as

    Code:
    $ cd /middle_east
    $ ls
    Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya         Saudi_Arabia  UAE
    Algeria       Israel        Morrocco      Sudan         Yemen
    Bahrain       Jordan        Oman          Syria
    Egypt         Kuwait        Palestine     Tunisia
    Iran          Lebanon       Qatar         Turkey
    
    $ cd Afghanistan
    $ ls 
    bin  Taliban     
    $ rm Taliban
    rm: Taliban is a directory
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls
    soldiers
    $ rm soldiers
    $ cd ..
    $ rmdir Taliban
    rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           .insurgents
    $ chown -R USA .*
    chown: .insurgents: Not owner
    $ cd ..
    $ su 
    Password: *******
    # mv Taliban /tmp
    # exit
    $ ls
    bin 
    $ cd bin
    $ ls
    laden
    $ cd ..
    $ rm -r bin/laden
    bin/laden: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name laden
    $
    $ su
    Password: *******
    # mv bin /tmp
    # exit
    $ pwd
    /middle_east/Afghanistan
    $ cd /opt/UN
    $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
    ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
    $ su
    Password:*******
    # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
    # cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    Al_Qaeda: does not exist
    # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    mkfile: No space left on device
    # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
    # mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    #exit
    $ cd /middle_east/Iraq
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           saddam
    $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
    /Korea/North/wMd
    $ wall Propaganda.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st 
    Mission Accomplished!
    $ rm saddam
    saddam: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name saddam
    /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
    $ wall NewsWorthy.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13 
    We Got Him!
    $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
    $ cd /opt/USA
    $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
    $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
    $ ./install
    Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log for details.
    $ more install_log
    Installed failed!
    Prerequisite packages missing
    Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
    Packages Church and State must be installed separately
    File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
    Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
    $
    45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B0
    45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B1
    [ redacted ]

  • #2
    yeah i like it

    i like it - i think more of the classic bourne shell inside jokes are better though.

    $ got a light?
    no match.
    $ %blow
    %blow: no such job.

    the cheesiness goes on....
    "And God said, 'Let there be vodka !'

    And He saw that it was good.

    Then God said, 'Let there be light !'

    And then He said, 'Whoa - too much light'."

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    • #3
      And to continue the mayhem:

      cat saddam | awk ‘{printf kill -9 $1, $2, $3 ! Reload *!!*}’ >Nuke_em_all

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