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  • Xodia
    Lurker Savant
    • Sep 2003
    • 515
    #1

    Troubled Sex life? Tux can help.

    Do you need a new sexual position? Tux can help with your dilemma whether your gay, straight or lesbian.

    (Probably NSFW...Do penguins count?)
    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml
    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/gay-sex.shtml
    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/lesbian-sex.shtml
    The dude abides.
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    • bascule
      omgpwnies!
      • Jul 2003
      • 1946
      #2
      Wow, something even more pathetic than ESR's Sex Tips for Geeks
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        • klepto
          packet thief
          • Feb 2005
          • 140
          #3
          Originally posted by bascule
          Wow, something even more pathetic than ESR's Sex Tips for Geeks
          no ESR is still tops.
          Delicious Poison:

          The difference between a nerd and a geek? Well a nerd does not wear Spider Man butt huggers.

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            • bascule
              omgpwnies!
              • Jul 2003
              • 1946
              #4
              Wealth. This is probably the most difficult fitness signal to simulate if you don't actually have it; expensive is expensive. But you could probably afford to dress a little better than you do. Even if you wear hacker-casual clothes, picking well-made high-end brands with good detailing will pay off when she looks at you.
              Okay, I admit, I wear crap I buy at the Gap or Hot Topic (a.k.a. Gap for angstyteens)

              But seriously, are you going to take fashion advice from this guy:

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                • TheCotMan
                  *****Retired *****
                  • May 2004
                  • 8857
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bascule
                  Okay, I admit, I wear crap I buy at the Gap or Hot Topic (a.k.a. Gap for angstyteens)

                  But seriously, are you going to take fashion advice from this guy:
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                  Didn't the paper/HOWTO mention something about hime being married? If so, isn't the article about meeting/dating/going-out-with women if you are a heterosexual male geek/hacker?

                  Perhaps, once you are married, the need to attract other potential mates is not as necessary.

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                    • bascule
                      omgpwnies!
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1946
                      #6
                      CotMan, I'll conceed your point if you can find me one picutre of ESR where he doesn't look like a slovenly jackass.
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                        • TheCotMan
                          *****Retired *****
                          • May 2004
                          • 8857
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bascule
                          CotMan, I'll conceed your point if you can find me one picutre of ESR where he doesn't look like a slovenly jackass.
                          Would pictures of him as a kid count? I mean, the ones where his parents chose his clothing.

                          Looks like him in a suit doing a James Bond impression
                          Bond again?
                          Just a head shot
                          Head shot with shirt
                          Playing a flute (Didn't that page include something about using music or poetry?)

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                            • bascule
                              omgpwnies!
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1946
                              #8
                              Haha, well done
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                                • skroo
                                  Volatile Compound
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 2348
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bascule
                                  Wow, something even more pathetic than ESR
                                  Fixed it for ya.

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