Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

[TheCotMan]

Fresh from the gutter:
Rack-it, Oil-it, Grind-it, Jerk-it, Pull-it, Rub-it, Pound-it,Smoke-it:
Whatever you do, it's more fun with others: Toxic BBQ 3

Also found in the gutter, next to the one above:
Who's meat is best? It's a competition!
Don't beat your meat-- beat everyone elses!
Toxic BBQ 3

Less Lewd:
Toxic BBQ 3:
where dead are cooked,
and the park animals are nervous.

Toxic BBQ 3:
Now you're cookin' with Liquid Oxygen.

Toxic BBQ 3:
An end to, "Happy Cows"

Cows, Chickens, and Sheep: 0
Toxic BBQ: 3

Side jokes:
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clown?
A: They taste funny.

Q: Why don't cannibals eat vegetables?
A: The wheelchairs get in the way.

[jur1st]

Toxic BBQ 3:
Pink in the middle

also:
Putting the meat in meet-up
Vegans are teh suck
A little thermite goes a long way
Serving free range geeks since 2003
BBQ: not just for hippies anymore

[renderman]

Defcon Toxic BBQ: If the booze does'nt kill you, the steak sauce will

[astcell]

C:\>
C:\>cd grill
C:\>GRILL\
C:\>GRILL\grill.exe chicken
Chicken not found
cd a:
A:\
A:\copy chicken c:\grill
.......please wait........
1 file(s) copied
c:
C:\>GRILL\
grill.exe chicken
Chicken grilling
1 chicken(s) grilled.
(A)bort, (R)egrill, (T)enderize?

[KeLviN]

i like the refrence to "happy cows" that cotman made...
maybe something like "happy cows DONT come from nevada"?

[mfreeck]

Fresh from the gutter:
Rack-it, Oil-it, Grind-it, Jerk-it, Pull-it, Rub-it, Pound-it,Smoke-it:
Whatever you do, it's more fun with others: Toxic BBQ 3


Toxic BBQ 3:
Now you're cookin' with Liquid Oxygen.

These two were my favourite. The liquid oxygen one has a particularly nice ring to it. Simple, catchy and goes with the first year's theme. Of course, it may encourage some experiments at the BBQ. Such as, who can cook a rare piece of meat in the least amount of seconds/microseconds?

[KeLviN]

it may encourage some experiments at the BBQ. Such as, who can cook a rare piece of meat in the least amount of seconds/microseconds?

I know someone mentioned the concept of "tBBQ games".... it scares me a bit... but would be great paired with the beer cooling contest.... a real meal in under 10 seconds...

[lil_freak]

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the pork? Where's the chicken?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

Folks associated with the Toxic BBQ are always working around the clock to invent new ways to combine meat, alcohol, and crazy antics involving large flames of fire.

[converge]

mmm pork flavored rum

[mfreeck]

mmm pork flavored rum

Watch it or I'll create it and make you drink it.

[Nikita]

Fah-Knee

C:\>
C:\>cd grill
C:\>GRILL\
C:\>GRILL\grill.exe chicken
Chicken not found
cd a:
A:\
A:\copy chicken c:\grill
.......please wait........

That was the second funniest thing I read all damn day, nay all week. I want that for an apron.

[renderman]

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the pork? Where's the chicken?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

Folks associated with the Toxic BBQ are always working around the clock to invent new ways to combine meat, alcohol, and crazy antics involving large flames of fire.

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the chicken? Hey where's Siviak?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

[alklloyd]

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the chicken? Hey where's Siviak?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

I like this one.

Al

[lil_freak]

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the chicken? Hey where's Siviak?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

I like this much better than the one I came up with. Not to mention it made me smile and chuckle a little.

[Siviak]

Toxic BBQ III
Where's the beef? Where's the chicken? Hey where's Siviak?
They're charbroiled to satisfy you!

heh nice. I'm right here, sorry about the extended vacation folks but now I am back and in full swing. Syntax will now be joining us among of the TBBQ organizers list and L0nd0 is working feverishly on getting us a spot secured.

Worry not fellow BBQer's, "For it shall come to pass that many animals are slain and thier flesh cooked to chared perfection. And lo unto our livers which shall inbibe many a spirit."

Book of Bar-B-Que Chapter 8 Verses 4-6.