So I just heard a rumor being spread at HOPE, invented by someone who used to have green hair (You know who you are!) that I no longer care about DEF CON, and am selling the con to Nulltone. Sorry, but that is utter bullshit. Shame on you.
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I heard nulltone was so rich now that he was buying defcon at a premium and cancelling it.. damn him. I was looking forward to con this year too. This is what happens when you let kids grow up and dominate the world.
that's right.. and then let's insert something about DT being arrested/run over/mollested, post it on a few blogs and it will be TRUE!@!if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.
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The movie:
DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo
Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake
Any others?
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Originally posted by astcellThe movie:
DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo
Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake
Any others?
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp
:-)
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Originally posted by valkyrieNoid: Dustin Hoffman
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp
:-)Nonnumquam cupido magnas partes Interretis vincendi me corripit
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Originally posted by astcellErehwon, You are more of a Jack Black (Shallow Hal).
No really, Jason Statham (The Transporter) makes perfect sense!Nonnumquam cupido magnas partes Interretis vincendi me corripit
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Before you guys derail this thread into oblivion...
Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.
So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.
And Astcell thinks I should be played by Paul Reubens? Seriously? That's pretty weak.
- Nulltone
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Can we have a cameo of Jack Nicholson, playing Thorn ? Please.. Pretty Please ??
Oh, and someone Canadian playing Renderman. Maybe cater for the teens, by getting Avril Lavigne ? Black fedora, and less mascara, she'd be a dead ringer...
/me walks slowly away. Heatwave so to damn hot to run.
DutchLast edited by Dutch; July 24, 2006, 00:03.All your answers are belong to Google. Search dammit!!!
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Originally posted by DutchOh, and someone Canadian playing Renderman
Originally posted by Dutch...Avril Lavigne ...a dead ringer...if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.
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Originally posted by nulltoneBefore you guys derail this thread into oblivion...
Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.
So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.Nonnumquam cupido magnas partes Interretis vincendi me corripit
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Originally posted by astcellThe movie:
DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo
Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake
Any others?"\x74\x68\x65\x70\x72\x65\x7a\x39\x38";
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Originally posted by nulltoneI handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.
Seriously though, it has been fun. :-)
By the way, DT gave me these legal papers for transfer of title; how would you like me to deliver them to you?
Oh wait. I was supposed to ask you this in PM. Crap. Too bad there is no edit feature.
Originally posted by theprez98I'd be in the credits, but not in the actual movie, since the black helicopter conspiracy keeps me from actually ever showing up at Defcon.
I won't be mentioned in the credits but my vast food service empire will be.
Who's going to be the Casting Couch Supervisor?
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