Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

[The Dark Tangent]

So I just heard a rumor being spread at HOPE, invented by someone who used to have green hair (You know who you are!) that I no longer care about DEF CON, and am selling the con to Nulltone. Sorry, but that is utter bullshit. Shame on you.

[converge]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

I heard nulltone was so rich now that he was buying defcon at a premium and cancelling it.. damn him. I was looking forward to con this year too. This is what happens when you let kids grow up and dominate the world.

that's right.. and then let's insert something about DT being arrested/run over/mollested, post it on a few blogs and it will be TRUE!@!

[Voltage Spike]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

I heard Nulltone optioned the rights to DefCon: The Movie ... that's where the real money is made.

[astcell]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?

[valkyrie]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?

Noid: Dustin Hoffman
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp

:-)

[erehwon]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Noid: Dustin Hoffman
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp

:-)

Is it too much to ask that Jason Statham plays me in the movie?

[Denny2000]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Does this mean that Defcon is cancelled this year???

Damn and I just bought my plane tickets. I need to call the airline

[astcell]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Erehwon, You are more of a Jack Black (Shallow Hal).

[erehwon]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Erehwon, You are more of a Jack Black (Shallow Hal).

Ack, Jack Black?!?

No really, Jason Statham (The Transporter) makes perfect sense!

[nulltone]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Before you guys derail this thread into oblivion...

Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.

So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.

And Astcell thinks I should be played by Paul Reubens? Seriously? That's pretty weak.

- Nulltone

[Dutch]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Can we have a cameo of Jack Nicholson, playing Thorn ? Please.. Pretty Please ??

Oh, and someone Canadian playing Renderman. Maybe cater for the teens, by getting Avril Lavigne ? Black fedora, and less mascara, she'd be a dead ringer...

/me walks slowly away. Heatwave so to damn hot to run.

Dutch

[converge]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Oh, and someone Canadian playing Renderman

http://defcon.lostboxen.net/forums/t...-renderman.jpg

...Avril Lavigne ...a dead ringer...

too much body fat.

[erehwon]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

Before you guys derail this thread into oblivion...

Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.

So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.

Sure Nulltone, denial is nearly always confirmation, just like I wasn't in Baghdad when Saddam was busted...

[theprez98]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?

I'd be in the credits, but not in the actual movie, since the black helicopter conspiracy keeps me from actually ever showing up at Defcon.

[TheCotMan]

Re: Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.

Shhh! That was supposed to be a secret!

Seriously though, it has been fun. :-)

By the way, DT gave me these legal papers for transfer of title; how would you like me to deliver them to you?
Oh wait. I was supposed to ask you this in PM. Crap. Too bad there is no edit feature.

I'd be in the credits, but not in the actual movie, since the black helicopter conspiracy keeps me from actually ever showing up at Defcon.

My role in the film won't actually be in the film either, but one of working on the food table for the actors and people working on the movie. It will be my job to make sure every poppy seed bagel has exactly 140 poppy seeds, and that every pizza slice has exactly 5.21 olives. I'll wear really thick glasses and talk through my nose, and sound like a cross between Kermit the frog and Fran Drescher
I won't be mentioned in the credits but my vast food service empire will be.

Who's going to be the Casting Couch Supervisor?