What would make the best DC ever?

[astcell]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

Instead of Black badges, how about Badges of Immunity?

[Abby_Normal]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

There are a plethora of girls t-shirts ( GIRLS TEE not FREAKING babydolls ) That actually have cool sayings on them that i would wear. (Instead of "I love my geek" and the useless scenewhoresque style tees that everyone has ) I want to see girls tees that say F*ck RFID and Guys dig chicks who write recursive algorithms and so on and so on.... although i dont want either just using as examples.

Hey, let''s not forget that it wasn't to long ago that the only shirts you could get at con were mens XL and up! Progress is being made.

I think now there are more women who attend con for themselves better shirt choices will follow.

Girls that should not wear certain things, don't.

(or women way too old for shirts above the belly button and skirts 4 inches from the crotch *shudders at the things i saw * )

I tryy not to pick on other women, but I have seen some stuff that required eyebleach. But you have to take the good with the bad I guess.

There is atleast one kick ass party that doesn't play techno or disco music all night, instead opting for some rock, punk & a little ska. No offense, but it gives me a headache after too long.

We always try to play a mix of music, but we got shut down before we got a chance this year. :-(

Oh well, next year will be better. Hopefully whatever location we choose for the party this year will have a better understaanding of what "We are throwing a party in the room" than the people at the Riv did.

[Snowblind]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

From the above, I would have to take the non-sore feet and monkey butlers (or at least some sort of primate butler).

I'd like to add free, cold, non-tainted water to that list (If there was any, I couldn't find it). I gets powerful thirsty from the cigarette smoke and generally stuffy air. Fans that periodically mist some areas (without the sensitive electronics) of the chill-out room with water would be nice.

18+ parties that don't get shut down or turned into 21+ parties would also be a plus.

Givaways! Ridiculous givaways that happen every other hour, on the hour. Or any time that a team from CTF make a steal, or some other trigger. Thoughts?

[erehwon]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

Monkey Butlers!

[Nikita]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

The best dc ever would be the one where i figure out how to turn 24 hours into 32 hours, so I could get that fantastic 8 hours of (likely drunk) sleep.

My feet never hurt, I don't have to track down lost people, and people get the hell out of my way.

There are a plethora of girls t-shirts ( GIRLS TEE not FREAKING babydolls ) That actually have cool sayings on them that i would wear. (Instead of "I love my geek" and the useless scenewhoresque style tees that everyone has ) I want to see girls tees that say F*ck RFID and Guys dig chicks who write recursive algorithms and so on and so on.... although i dont want either just using as examples.

Girls that should not wear certain things, don't.

(or women way too old for shirts above the belly button and skirts 4 inches from the crotch *shudders at the things i saw * )

The pool is ours, and people wait to have orgies in it until the last night.

There is atleast one kick ass party that doesn't play techno or disco music all night, instead opting for some rock, punk & a little ska. No offense, but it gives me a headache after too long.

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

hehe... while that might make for some seriously upset people who are denied entry... i could see the possibility of a few velvet ropes, secured with various locks, that would allow passage to shorter express lines for check-in should an attendee be able to pick past them.
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I can't pick my way out of a wet paper bag (yet), so we know I won't be there! :P

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

hookers and blow

was there a dearth of them before? some folks must be hanging out in the wrong rooms.

[bascule]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

hookers and blow

That goes without saying

[Siviak]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

everything Jackalope said.. plus hookers and blow

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

How about you have to pick a lock before they will sell you a badge to get in? Deviant?

hehe... while that might make for some seriously upset people who are denied entry... i could see the possibility of a few velvet ropes, secured with various locks, that would allow passage to shorter express lines for check-in should an attendee be able to pick past them.

as for what would make the best defcon ever? simple, in my mind... our banned friends allowed back into the Riv and a guarentee from the hotel staff that legal activities won't be interefered with under any circumstances... if there is a party and everyone there is over 21, then the hotel has to fuck off. personally, i think i might be just as happy back at the alexis park as with the Riv.

[kallahar]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

I'd like a con where jackalope's set doesn't get interrupted.

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

You just made me blush!

[BlackOrchid]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

Honestly, who can argue with Jackalope?! You are now the Goddess of DC!

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

Oh yes... and a much bigger lock picking village. :P

db

How about you have to pick a lock before they will sell you a badge to get in? Deviant?

[digital_blue]

Re: What would make the best DC ever?

How about everything you said, and at the end of it, just before the final talk, a long procession of feds and M$ execs in a musical rendition of "You were right and we were wrong" complete with flat-top hats and canes, in a very "Looney Toons-esq" manner.

Oh yes... and a much bigger lock picking village. :P

db