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    Sex Lube Maker's Customer List Slides Onto Net
    More than 250,000 people's names and addresses are now naked on the web after the maker of a popular sexual lubricant called Astroglide accidentally exposed lists of people who bought or requested free samples of its products, proving that there's no such thing as a free lubricant.
    "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
    - Trent Reznor

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    Re: &lt;insert &quot;slippery slope&quot; joke here&gt;

    Yeah, that's the definition of irony

    Goes to show though that anonymity online is a thing of the past.
    Never drink anything larger than your head!





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    • #3
      Re: &lt;insert &quot;slippery slope&quot; joke here&gt;

      First, astroglide exposes customer information for 250,000 user, and the next thing you know, everyone is an astroglide customer!

      Wait.

      Wrong slope.

      Sorry about that, i guess I was just trying to be slick.

      Didn't mean to rub people the wrong way, or generate any friction.

      Ok, time for me to slide away from this post.

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      • #4
        Re: &lt;insert &quot;slippery slope&quot; joke here&gt;

        Your solvent wit has not slipped past.. as I don't see how it could be more fluid. Surely a void has been filled.
        if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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        • #5
          Re: &lt;insert &quot;slippery slope&quot; joke here&gt;

          Originally posted by converge View Post
          Your solvent wit has not slipped past.. as I don't see how it could be more fluid. Surely a void has been filled.
          You guys think you're so slick, By the way, did ya hear the one about the country boy from KY?

          Well, hate to slide in then slide out, but I'm missing a rerun of Grease.
          "640k ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates 1981

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          • #6
            Re: &lt;insert &quot;slippery slope&quot; joke here&gt;

            "At Google we recognize that privacy is important"

            Riiiiiight
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