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I've been going to beahacker.com since January, and I can tell you that the results are amazing!!! Now I wasn't 31337 right off the bat, it took a few weeks. But now when I watch "Hackers" I can relate to Joey in a big way. beahacker.com is the best thing that's ever happened to me!! Now when kids at school make fun of me, I just yell back at them that I'm going to use AOHell them. No one messes with me anymore.
I wasn't always sup4 31337 though. I have used the rent a hacker, and I tell you what, it's saved me so many times! One time I totally forgot my AOL password, but by using rent-a-hacker they got me back in the chatrooms and tricking kids into sex in no time! And then this other time I thought my girlfriend that lives in canada was cheating on me so rent-a-hacker hacked her hotmail for me!! That would have been great if she didn't turn out to be a 54 yr old man. The fact of the matter is, rent-a-hacker and beahacker.com is the best investment I've ever made!!
Just by placing tiny classified ads...oh shit, wait, no, nevermind...Anyhow, now that I've read all about VAX and the LOD I'm ready to go to defcon!!! I'm even thinking about speaking too!!! BTW, I'm paying for defcon this year with this trick I learned called "carding", heheh, bet you wish you knew what that was? Thanks beahacker.com, you changed my life!!!
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