Memorable Quotes?

[DJ Jackalope]

Gotta start this thread again....

Walking through the Splash bar...
Some guy's girlfriend saw the Goon shirts...

"Goon? What is that? Is that a game?"

[TheCotMan]

Re: Memorable Quotes?

Quote from a user comment to a new pages website about the Dateline NBC undercover reporter:
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/200...mole-at-d.html

Posted by: chris | Aug 6, 2007 9:25:46 AM

wait a minute.. "DefCon goons announced..." ?!

Is the person that wrote this article implying that the organizers of DefCon are some kind henchmen for some mob?.. Goons? sheesh!

It seems unlikely to have been Defcon Chris for several reasons. Still funny comment.

Favorite Defcon Quote?
Relayed to me: "Burn the witch" as it seems a bit Monty Python. If she would not have run, I would have almost expected to hear someone say, "but how do you know she is a witch?"

Favorite quote I heard:
Dark Tangent during CiscoGate talk:
"And I was like Ohhh Emmm Geee."

[AcidicA]

Re: Memorable Quotes?

This was said over and over about the Madigan incident.


"This is what happens when you fuck with people smarter then you."


Another common phrase said to L0stboy during the Mystery box.

"Your a sick, sick man."

[Zuggy]

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During hacker jeopardy while Priest was at the podium someone yelled "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" and Priest goes, "What?, What happens in Vegas ends up on Youtube?" in that Priest type of sarcasm. Thought it was appropriate after Maddigan

[Vyrus]

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"Remind me not to put anything you give me into my computer ever again" - XS.

seemed quite appropriate after we (dc949) had just posted our list of stolen logins using a Firefox extension CP wrote as part of amateur capture the flag ;)

[KeLviN]

Scavenger Hunt

"of course it's fully cooked... we had it set on "linen""

in refrence to cooking 3lbs of bacon with an iron

[cfinger]

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Probably the numerous "what the fuck is ...." as I walked through all the way across the Riviera carrying my assembled autonomous airsoft turret. I wish I could've recorded all the strange looks I got. Even at defcon.

[noid]

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As I left the hotel yesterday, I heard the following from the TKE frat boys
'What the hell was going on down there anyways?'
'Some sort of computer hacker convention'
'Well, I'm glad those people are gone'

[noid]

Re: Memorable Quotes?

Oh, and one more memorable quote from the drunk dipshit that wandered into the womens restroom:

'You guys are just goons, you're volunteers, I dont have to do anything you say if I dont want to'

Oh..but you do..Shame he didnt push the issue, would have been nice to give him a demonstration..

[jur1st]

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^^Along those lines:

As I approached the line to get into Dan's talk, I asked this fellow if I was in the line for track three.

"I don't know and clearly none of those retards...I mean goons...do either."

He turned around to see me with my head slightly cocked to the side...then he looked down to see the red badge around my neck.

"Oh...uh..."

[Zuggy]

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Another good quote came from while I was in the elevator @ the Hilton. There were 2 ladies in the elevator with me and one asked me about my badge and I explained that they were having Defcon across the street at the Riv. Before I could say anything else her friend says, "Don't talk to him, he'll steal your credit card number".

[J3di]

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... and Priest goes, "What?, What happens in Vegas ends up on Youtube?" in that Priest type of sarcasm.

That's totally quotable and should end up on DC tshirt for next year.

[TheCotMan]

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Oh. Right. The TKE people.

While in the bathroom, two of them were at the urinal, talking to each other while doing their thing:
"So you're speaking at a presentation?"
"Yeah. A presentation on etiquette."
"Like what? At a table?"
"Etiquette and how you can take it back to your chapter."
"Sounds like fun."
(They wander over and wash their hands.)

I wonder if there are rules in etiquette about talking to strangers at urinals in men's bathrooms.

[CP99]

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Me: I'm looking for *blah*, he has my badge.
Goon: Well, are you speaking or presenting.
Me: Speaking? of coarse I am, I'm talking to you right now... oh.

[Lockheed]

Re: Memorable Quotes?

I'd say the top quote from the NOC/DCTV team were this:

(Heather): Do I have to finish having sex with these two women?!
(she was playing God of War II at the time-- context is everything!)