Re: The Riv
I have some advise for anyone who gets stuck in a elevator. When you get stuck you find you self with two options.
1. Press the button on the phone and wait 1-2 hours to be removed.
2. Pickup your cell phone, call 911, start screaming that you are stuck in a elevator and you need to get out, (think panic attack, easy to fake) ask them to send the fire department. There is one thing that is guaranteed to happen when the fire department gets there in 5-10 mins. They will destroy the elevator, getting you out in the process, leaving the Riv with a very large repair bill. Firefighters just love breaking things with their large assortment of destructive tools, you just keep yelling for help and they will feel compelled to get out the gas powered metal saw and cut a hole in the door. Some FD's will just do this without any prodding others may want you to play up the panic attack angle, remember panic attacks come and go without warning!!
I found myself in this situation and remembered to my days in college when elevator's breaking down was the norm. 20 Minns later the local FD had me out, one elevator door destroyed.........
As far as making you fill out reports!? Thats crazy, I got quite ill at DC12 at the AP and had to take a cab to the hospital (non drinking related.) The AP guard tried to get me to fill out HIS report for him. I handed him his form back with my ID and told him its not my job to fill out his report. This must be a Vegas guard laziness thing. It is there job to write the report of what happened, from there prospective, not yours...
I have some advise for anyone who gets stuck in a elevator. When you get stuck you find you self with two options.
1. Press the button on the phone and wait 1-2 hours to be removed.
2. Pickup your cell phone, call 911, start screaming that you are stuck in a elevator and you need to get out, (think panic attack, easy to fake) ask them to send the fire department. There is one thing that is guaranteed to happen when the fire department gets there in 5-10 mins. They will destroy the elevator, getting you out in the process, leaving the Riv with a very large repair bill. Firefighters just love breaking things with their large assortment of destructive tools, you just keep yelling for help and they will feel compelled to get out the gas powered metal saw and cut a hole in the door. Some FD's will just do this without any prodding others may want you to play up the panic attack angle, remember panic attacks come and go without warning!!
I found myself in this situation and remembered to my days in college when elevator's breaking down was the norm. 20 Minns later the local FD had me out, one elevator door destroyed.........
As far as making you fill out reports!? Thats crazy, I got quite ill at DC12 at the AP and had to take a cab to the hospital (non drinking related.) The AP guard tried to get me to fill out HIS report for him. I handed him his form back with my ID and told him its not my job to fill out his report. This must be a Vegas guard laziness thing. It is there job to write the report of what happened, from there prospective, not yours...
The sight of Mouse using a key that fits in a hole 6-foot off the floor ! The question is chair or step ladder?
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