Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

I'm back to thinking.... Naked Airlines FTW.

[xor]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

I can deal with air being blown on me. I can't deal with killing hundreds of thousands of my unused sperm all in the name of security.
I don't want to get cooked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

Everybody sing...... :-)

xor

God hates airport imagining machines :-)

[streaker69]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

I'm back to thinking.... Naked Airlines FTW.

Now, think about the general populace of events like Defcon, and rethink that.

[Wing]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

Gee am I glad I switched to an airline that doesn't service BWI (and recently cancelled plans to service LAX). I've been raking in copious amounts of spare cash by being the local airport taxi, and the past few people I've taken down there have been subjected to one of these scanners.

Here's hoping that Dulles and Long Beach stay "insecure"

Now, think about the general populace of events like Defcon, and rethink that.

Screw that, think about the enormous sweaty man that invariable occupies the seat next to you and pins you between his 3-seatbelt-extension waistline and the sidewall of the fuselage.

I'd sooner volunteer to ride shotgun on one of the company's cross-country trucks.... And the damned things don't even have passenger seats the way we configure them!

[theprez98]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

Now, think about the general populace of events like Defcon, and rethink that.

Screw that, think about the enormous sweaty man that invariable occupies the seat next to you and pins you between his 3-seatbelt-extension waistline and the sidewall of the fuselage.

I'd sooner volunteer to ride shotgun on one of the company's cross-country trucks.... And the damned things don't even have passenger seats the way we configure them!

I think that was his point.

[sharxbyte]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

I wonder what would happen if you were to wear a suit of chainmail under your street clothes and went through. Actually I know what would happen, but would they allow you to wear it on the plane after the pat down?

"please remove all metalic objects from your person and place them in these containers"

unless they removed that system completely with the installation of the screening, then you have somewhat of a problem. as i understood it, it was only replacing strip searches. but then again, i may be wrong...

i agree that this is a total invasion of privacy... unless the people operating the machines are all genderless, then i see a problem. i may just try the lead tape idea... i also agree that i dont want to get cooked. i love electronics, but sometimes they dont spend enough time testing the effects of them, especially when they involve stepping into them or walking through them.

the chasers on airport security

the chasers airport security prank

[xor]

Re: Awesome...now Denver International has full body screening...

Why looking for instances of punk rock clothing and the TSA I came across this. Being a cat person I thought it was interesting. Poor kitty, he or she has that I've just been violated by the TSA look on it's face.

http://humanfolly.wordpress.com/2008...s-no-dr-seuss/

xor