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  • TheCotMan
    *****Retired *****
    • May 2004
    • 8857

    #31
    Re: need of assistance

    Considering that pudding often includes milk, maybe using s kiddie pool, "as-is," could lead to people getting sick, you could look at an alternative....

    You could fill the pool with ice and salt (in layers) and a very small amount of water, and then partly submerge plastic containers with pudding in them... maybe 3 containers, one for each flavor? This would also allow for pudding to be refrigerated until the pool is used, and then allow for extra containers to be available and traded with empty ones.

    Also, if you want to know how much pudding would fit in such a pool, just apply the simple formula for computing the volume of a cylinder, and the convert in3 into gallons, (or cups) and then divide by the volume of pudding made with a single package of pudding+milk. Cost would be immediately available by multiplying the per-unit cost of milk and mudding per unit against the number of packets needed.

    Another option?
    You could fill the bottom of the pool with ice and water, and then see if you could stretch a large sheet of sanitary plastic over the top of the pool with space for a concave depression and allow the bottom of the plastic to touch the top of the ice water. The pudding would entirely fill the pool, but provide the illusion of doing so, as it is opaque, and provide cooler temperatures to help keep the temperature of the pudding lower until the ice melted.

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    • valanx
      Tom Jones Impersonator
      • Aug 2006
      • 177

      #32
      Re: need of assistance

      Originally posted by shrdlu
      I find what you say interesting and odd. Water with a high salt content would burn only if you have areas that need disinfecting. Considering the high number of past defcon attendees that have actually *needed* to bathe more often (IMNSHO), I think I am now willing to support this effort. Salt baths FTW!
      Maybe you should give everyone a bar of Lava soap just to make sure before they get in.
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      • valanx
        Tom Jones Impersonator
        • Aug 2006
        • 177

        #33
        Re: need of assistance

        Originally posted by converge
        What substances are most easily transportable and made with least effort?
        Ramen? That's about and cheap as you can get, and easy to move.

        Not sure if you want to see a flying spaghetti monster look alike contest though.
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        • streaker69
          • Mar 2008
          • 1141

          #34
          Re: need of assistance

          Originally posted by valanx
          Ramen? That's about and cheap as you can get, and easy to move.

          Not sure if you want to see a flying spaghetti monster look alike contest though.
          Good point, Costco and Bj's both sell large quantities of Ramen noodles for decent prices.
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          • xor
            not
            • Aug 2007
            • 1347

            #35
            Re: need of assistance

            Originally posted by valanx
            Maybe you should give everyone a bar of Lava soap just to make sure before they get in.
            Perhaps Hughes could loan us of one these:

            http://web.hughes.biteus.net/2363/pr...ex-cupola.html

            :-)

            xor

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            • [Syntax]
              DC210 POC / GeoChallenge
              • Jul 2003
              • 579

              #36
              Re: need of assistance

              I had thought about hosting an eat off kind of thing in the past, where plates of food are weighed, the remainders, bones fat whatever are weighed back in and subtracted, although with pudding or something like that, its easily measurable since its 100% edible.

              Ramen noodles are the easiest to fill a pool with assuming you drain the liquid, otherwise they arent as portable, mac and cheese would work, but once again you have milk, unless you minus it. I did a quick search on the pudding, and water wont work, as the fat in the milk is needed for it to thicken. Even using 25% less liquid several sites say it will be thin, and taste like crap.

              Is this going to be eaten or swam in?

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              • sharxbyte
                Making a fool of Myself
                • Aug 2007
                • 49

                #37
                Re: need of assistance

                ill have to agree with DJ Jackalope.. this is a very interesting thread. i think that ramen would be probably the most cost effective, but where in the world would you get a pot big enought o cook it all? if you cook it in parts, you run the risk of overcooking parts of it.

                depending on whether you are swimming in it or eating it, the broth could be served as a refreshment...

                ive always wondered what it would be like to swim in jello, but after a while, jello melts and gets slushy. it would also be a pain to clean up...(almost as bad as cornstarch)
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                • valanx
                  Tom Jones Impersonator
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 177

                  #38
                  Re: need of assistance

                  Originally posted by sharxbyte
                  if you cook it in parts, you run the risk of overcooking parts of it.
                  Overcooking ramen? I'm not sure that I've ever heard of that.

                  Would it soften up if the water was outside? I know beer got up in the 90's out there. I don't have any ramen around right now or I'd test and see how long it takes for it to soften up at various temperatures.

                  depending on whether you are swimming in it or eating it, the broth could be served as a refreshment...
                  mmmm.. nothing like a nice cup o hot salty broth. in August. in the desert.
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                  • jedi
                    Not the Doctor/Donna
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 82

                    #39
                    Re: need of assistance

                    Originally posted by valanx
                    mmmm.. nothing like a nice cup o hot salty broth. in August. in the desert.
                    Sounds like burning man.

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                    • Lowie
                      Incompetent Ass Hat
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 37

                      #40
                      Re: need of assistance

                      Originally posted by jedi
                      Sounds like burning man.
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