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  • #16
    Tact

    More like tactical contact.
    justazero -
    "Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily."
    - George Santayana

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    • #17
      Tact

      I would also like to say the word "tact".
      .: Grifter :.

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      • #18
        Tact -- James -- can include nuclear weapons

        or

        The ability to keep your mouth shut and prevent confirming that you are an idiot. (not trying to start a war)

        Life is too short not to enjoy....because you won't get out alive.

        http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

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        • #19
          geek chicks

          Ah but you see, most of you wouldn't notice the single geek chicks because we make perfect wall flowers.
          And relate better to a computer then a relationship (but that’s just what my ex boyfriend said. and who would believes them)… keep your eyes open there are single geek chicks there.

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          • #20
            but it's really easy to meet cool geek women at Defcon:

            A. Assume they are there because they are incredibly intelligent and deeply technical, not arm candy. Nothing will piss them off more.

            B. Speak to their minds, not their breasts.

            C. Remeber they are probably more shy than you are.

            D. Continue talking to them intelligently after they tell you they have a boyfriend. If they think that you are just hitting on them, not really interested in them, they might be lying.

            There are lots of hyper intelligent really cool women at DefCon. I meet more every year. Even though you are probably drinking more than you are used to, if you don't keep it in your pants they will not even begin to talk to you.

            Of course it always helps to bring your own, even if it's just a friend.
            If you can remember DefCon, you weren't really there...

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            • #21
              Oh?

              OH? So you bring you own pants?

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              • #22
                pants

                no.. Russ.. I think he said he brings his FRIENDS pants..

                TW

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                • #23
                  Does this mean that Russ is going to start devolving into a discussion of his friend's pants?
                  Life is too short not to enjoy....because you won't get out alive.

                  http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

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                  • #24
                    My Friends Pants

                    hahaha, you're a geek. TW, do you realize who EMP is? Is your tequila swilling friend from New Orleans... hahahah Say hi Ed!

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                    • #25
                      Re: My Friends Pants

                      Originally posted by russ
                      hahaha, you're a geek. TW, do you realize who EMP is? Is your tequila swilling friend from New Orleans... hahahah Say hi Ed!
                      Damn Russ...you outed Ed!! Next thing you know someone is going to drop the dime on YOUR real name wouldn't that be a shame;)
                      perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                      • #26
                        Damn, James. That hurts. You know I don't swill tequila. Sip, Chug, Guzzle, but never swill. ;)
                        Life is too short not to enjoy....because you won't get out alive.

                        http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

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                        • #27
                          oh no!!! PLEASE!

                          OH PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE WHAT MY "REAL" NAME IS!!!! <sob sob>

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                          • #28
                            HA.. real name

                            I am sure I was more anonymous using BILL than any of the handles I have run over the last ten years. Hence the ever funny and often appropriate TechnoWeenie. As far as tequila swilling.. I am sure we drank everything BUT tequila in New Orleans. Lets see: Hurricanes, Crown Royal, Car Bombs, Beer... As for DUCK... hmmm.. everyone has a bunch of names..

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                            • #29
                              Now don't start naming what you all were drinking. We still have one member of the group that doesn't remember and we are having too much fun telling him different stories.:D
                              Life is too short not to enjoy....because you won't get out alive.

                              http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

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                              • #30
                                powder sugar.....

                                Yeah, I've only used two nicks in my entire life.... one was Duck (the ever-popular / stuck like super glue) and Str1ph..... Not sure where that one came from or went to. hahaha

                                BTW, Greg STILL looks hungover!!!

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