As they said in Blazing Saddles....

[astcell]

aka BILL

TechnoWeenie...aka Bill... I think I still have your card and your shirt...a hit at the office (the shirt). Bring more this year. So who's bringing pants?

[Contrarian]

Originally posted by file13
he he. well it is Vegas...you could always rent one.... ;) j/k

Blech....

Rent the woman, buy the virus.

Go outside where it's legal if you do and they make sure it's done cleanly. Sheriff's office claims about 25% of street walkers in vegas have AIDS.

[converge]

so the odds are still in favor?

[TechnoWeenie]

Re: aka BILL

Originally posted by astcell
TechnoWeenie...aka Bill... I think I still have your card and your shirt...a hit at the office (the shirt). Bring more this year. So who's bringing pants?

yeah.. shirts are always good.. which one do you have? I have not made up my mind abou them this year. I am flying in for a change, and do not want to deal with a ton of shirts.

[russ]

ewwww

There's no way in hell I'd touch a street walker in Vegas.... much less anywhere else. Too many damn chances for jungle rot.

[astcell]

Flying in here too. Don't suppose I'd get a DC-10. I try to scope out the street walkers in LV, just to see them..where the heck are they?! Not on the strip, not hanging out where I'd expect...and it's supposed to be legal?

[d0gcomplex]

not legal....

Not legal in clark county (aka.. the county vegas is in) legal in varois places in a controled setting they test them for deseases and even licence them.....(ahhh.... the things you can learn from mtv).

[Contrarian]

They are still floating around though on the street. It's nothing like you see in the movies with a woman in cheesy slutty garb in high heels walkin around asking "Wanna Date?".

However I've run into a few of them in the bars, going to and from tricks, and an occasional street walker. I've come real close a few times, usually (always) when I've been doing several hours of hard core drinking.

There was one though, she was totally hot. Musta been a weekend warrior from LA. She was in her very early 20's. Oh man, I nearly popped a wad as I was talkin to her. I had to walk away for a few minutes and when I returned she was gone. If she was still there I'd certainly have closed that deal. Probably a good thing she wasn't. I'd gotten aids or robbed or something.

[d0gcomplex]

very true

Very true about them being around....and very true about the aids or god knows what else...hell if you want a woman for the weekend that bad i have a friend that uses those online dating services when he goes to vegas (goes for work spends a weekend to a week and sais he ends up spending about the same he wouldif he got a hooker) plus you might even end up with a place to crash (he has and uses the perdiem to take them out a such) Just a thought....but the again it could be easier just to invite a girl to vegas for the weekend..

[russ]

Further Proof

See? This just proves that folks at DC are a lot more intelligent than the world believes. haha

[Contrarian]

Re: very true

[i]....but the again it could be easier just to invite a girl to vegas for the weekend.. [/B]

Bingo. Your hotel is going to cost the same, and she'll likely help pick up the cost of some meals and other stuff. From where I'm at, a RT ticket is $200. So for an extra $200 you have a companion for the whole time.

Now this could be bad, this could be good. Just because you wanna fuck 'em don't mean you want them around for the entire time.

Of course... if I could find someone to do me here, then why would I need to go to vegas for?

[hizz0]

To attend defcon. Ahem.

[Contrarian]

Well aside from the obvious. I shoot out there every so often just for a weekend of debauchary and drunkenness.

[d0gcomplex]

imagine the picup line...

hey baby want to goto vegas for the weekend ......you can have the days to yourself and we can hang out at night and hit some of the great restraunts......plus the hotel is great, three pools, big bathtubs, nice rooms...it's far enough from the strip to be quiet(when we aren't there) but close enough that you could walk if you wanted...... come on guys where are the SE skills? lie, cheat, expand the truth, leave out the unsavory parts......

[russ]

Unsavory parts?

Would those be "unsavory parts" to her or "unsavory parts" to us? hahaha There's a BIG difference.