Ninja party is canceled this year

[xor]

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On the lighter side this is what we really need to use instead of camel backs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Usafl_rend.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...afl_notes_.jpg

minus the gas and the igniter(unless you wanted to do flaming shots) :-)

xor

[jur1st]

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Sorry to see the news...this was indeed a tremendous event every year.

[r3db0x]

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I typically carry my booze in my backpack and share with anyone, can we not modify that to get around most of the requirements? I spend a lot of last year giving free shots to everyone in the hall.

- Dallas

Seriously, do we have to worry about this, too? I really enjoy sharing a bottle with strangers in the hall, but I don't wanna cause anyone trouble.

[mfreeck]

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I would suggest having your drink already mixed in the pack. It is my understanding that pure distilled spirits in the bag could wear down the hydration bladder and the hoses. Besides.. why go through all the trouble of having to mix a drink when you can just wear it on your back and sip? It is like a feeding bag for booze! :-)

It's true that if you put pure booze in a camelbak it will likely have a deleterious (how many points, prez98? ;) effect on the plastic, but more to the point, it will taste like booze for at LEAST months. I put margaritas in my pack once and it tasted funny for a month or two, which is why I plan to only use my old worn bladders for non-water drinks.

The reason for having separate booze and mixer was mostly capacity - you dispense a smaller amount and thus can share with more people. Also, there is then more variety and choice. Maybe you don't like their choice of grape soda with tequila in it and there's nothing else available. The pop will go flat after not too long too.

[theprez98]

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It's true that if you put pure booze in a camelbak it will likely have a deleterious (how many points, prez98? ;) effect on the plastic...

12 + 50 point bonus = 62 points ;)

[Gadsden]

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I plan to only use my old worn bladders for non-water drinks.

Truly words to live by!

(Sorry.. I could not resist... )

[signine]

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You know, I remember once upon a time when parties were ghetto and alcohol was transported via stolen shopping carts. In a world when hackers were hackers and the scene was something we all joked about. A time when pools were made for playing football with makeshift playing equipment and we heard such phrases as "sorry, she was sitting on my PTT."

It's truly a shame that as we escalated our awesomeness to such a precipice that The Man came to Bring Us Down. The last time The Man came to Bring Us Down, I remember hearing a phrase something to the tune of "THIS IS THE RIO EARLY ALERT WARNING SYSTEM. A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS EVENT HAS BEEN DETECTED ON YOUR FLOOR. PLEASE EVACUATE IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION VIA THE STAIRWELLS. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO STAY AT THE RIO." Considering the severity of that event and the response, I'm rather amazed there were no palms to be greased for our continued patronage of that establishment.

Kudos to both barkode and DT for this thread. It has been an enlightening read. I will not be attending Defcon this year due to other financial and time considerations, and the lack of the frosting of the ninja party on the delicious cake that is Defcon.

Perhaps it's time for us to consider the merits of another OOB event of the neither micro nor macro variety at a different time of year?

We can certainly start planning something early and interesting for next year as well.

[Voltage Spike]

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You know, I remember once upon a time when parties were ghetto and alcohol was transported via stolen shopping carts.

I think this focus on a few parties is really an artefact of there being limited available space and the atmosphere of the hotel. If the pool had been open, you can be sure there would be a party there. If we had the whole hotel (and I guess we do this year), then I'm sure there would be a few dozen in-room parties that people would wander into.

The planned, mostly-private parties have been around at least as long as I've been going to Defcon, but we paid less attention to them because they weren't as central to the party scene.

It might be interesting to see what would happen if 5000 people just wandered the hallways (at the foot the skybox stairs, entirely in the convention space) and set up extremely mobile party equipment. Someone in the hotel staff may get upset, but at some critical mass it becomes extremely difficult to shut down. This has yet to occur probably due to the existence of extremely large rooms for parties.

[barkode]

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Well said, signine. Well said.

A time when pools were made for playing football with makeshift playing equipment and we heard such phrases as "sorry, she was sitting on my PTT."

Technically I think the wording was "Sorry, the stripper was sitting on my PTT" :)

The last time The Man came to Bring Us Down, I remember hearing a phrase something to the tune of "THIS IS THE RIO EARLY ALERT WARNING SYSTEM. A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS EVENT HAS BEEN DETECTED ON YOUR FLOOR. PLEASE EVACUATE IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION VIA THE STAIRWELLS. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO STAY AT THE RIO." Considering the severity of that event and the response, I'm rather amazed there were no palms to be greased for our continued patronage of that establishment.

I have _PRICELESS_ video footage of Junk walking down the hallway towards those approaching security guards, waving his arms. They were amazingly cool about it, to their credit.

I think that was at MiniCon 2, wasn't it? Or was that ShadyCon? They all blur together. I think it was MiniCon 2.

It's also worth noting that MiniCon 2 was probably the first event in history to initiate a full-scale Las Vegas Strip hotel evacuation within 10 minutes (literally ten minutes) of entering the premises. Granted, they called it off within about 3 minutes, but it's still notable. Also, it was totally the Rio's fault for putting a smoke detector DIRECTLY ABOVE A PUBLIC ASHTRAY, but I digress.

This was the same con where someone who shall remain unnamed brought a fifth of jack to the breakfast table on Sunday morning, and people were mixing drinks, which made the waitress say something like, "You're the kind of guys that have a bar in your car." and Pesto shot back (without missing a beat), "No, but I do have another waitress in my trunk."

That is in my top ten favorite con moments of all time.

(For the record, MiniCon 2 was all TProphet's fault.)

[signine]

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I understand the ninjas can't take a chance on a big organized party this year, but I predict with the slap down put on organized parties, the party will just metastisize.

Really the Riv should be thinking about what happens when the party is every defcon attendee wandering the hotel. Is it easier to deal with 500 drunken people in one room, or 4000 mobile bartenders?

This is something we should do if, and only if, we're burning the Riv. Out of respect to con, and the already near-impossibility of finding hotels in Vegas willing to host it, this should not be done.

However, I really do like the idea of decentralized debauchery. It has a nice ring to it.

Technically I think the wording was "Sorry, the stripper was sitting on my PTT" :)

It's true, it was, but I was trying to be vague. I also recall a statement from the same party "OH GOD, SHE GOT PUBES IN MY MOUTH."

I have _PRICELESS_ video footage of Junk walking down the hallway towards those approaching security guards, waving his arms. They were amazingly cool about it, to their credit.

It's true, they really were. I was certain they were going to kill us all when I first saw them, but that might have been the fear.

I think that was at MiniCon 2, wasn't it? Or was that ShadyCon? They all blur together. I think it was MiniCon 2.

It's also worth noting that MiniCon 2 was probably the first event in history to initiate a full-scale Las Vegas Strip hotel evacuation within 10 minutes (literally ten minutes) of entering the premises. Granted, they called it off within about 3 minutes, but it's still notable. Also, it was totally the Rio's fault for putting a smoke detector DIRECTLY ABOVE A PUBLIC ASHTRAY, but I digress.

This was the same con where someone who shall remain unnamed brought a fifth of jack to the breakfast table on Sunday morning, and people were mixing drinks, which made the waitress say something like, "You're the kind of guys that have a bar in your car." and Pesto shot back (without missing a beat), "No, but I do have another waitress in my trunk."

That is in my top ten favorite con moments of all time.

(For the record, MiniCon 2 was all TProphet's fault.)

It was MiniCon 2, and I am proposing, and I know this is horrible, another MiniCon, but we can take that discussion off the board. For the record, this was the same con in which the ever-popular ninja meme "wanna box?" was instantiated. I know now exactly what a middle-aged balding man cowering in fear in an elevator looks like. I also know that there is no point where the Rio will stop serving you alcohol, and I bless them for that.

I swear, when the wait staff starts bringing 8 long islands at a time without even *asking* to your table of six, and they all disappear, you know you're doing something very right or very wrong.

[mfreeck]

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This is something we should do if, and only if, we're burning the Riv. Out of respect to con, and the already near-impossibility of finding hotels in Vegas willing to host it, this should not be done.

However, I really do like the idea of decentralized debauchery. It has a nice ring to it.

I was not so much proposing that it should be done as that there's a good chance it may happen. I know personally that if i do not expect booze to be provided via tip bar, then I will likely bring my own. The choice is not binary as riveria is thinking it is - providing your own alcohol is far cheaper than paying $6-8 per watered down drink and this crowd is generally more willing to do the slight extra work than most folks.

[ndex]

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I look forward to a *hand full* of parties a year. For the rest of the YEAR I am a complete angel. I travel to the asshole of the universe, LAS VEGAS NEVADA for the sole purpose of attending THESE PARTIES with THESE PEOPLE. We already sold out their shitty hotel, we already over tip their staff for their watered down drinks and crappy food. They ripped us off and treated us like crap last year and we were nice to them - AGAIN.

You offered them CASH MONEY and they wanted more?

It's seems to me if I'm not at your party drinking your booze that I'm just inclined to get into all kinds of trouble (makes a note to buy spray paint). I'm certainly not going to gamble, eat or go to their lousy bar.

With all this time on my hands and no one making me drink their booze, I can't see this ending well.

Let's see, if I wasn't at a party what's my alibi...

[cereal76]

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I couldn't agree more with Icetre. I couldn't believe everyone turned a blind eye while we all escorted off the property by Riv security and LVM during DC14. Adding insult to injury was my black badge being confiscated by LVM only to become a trophy for some security guard.

I guess I'm just surprised that it took the Ninja party getting canceled, and not ~10 con-goers (3 of which were black badge holders) getting kicked out of the con for people to notice that the Riv is slowly killing Defcon.

Not to be all, I told you so or nothing, but this is exactly what I was saying at DC14 when I got kicked square in the nuts. I wasn't worried about *my* party, but *all* of our parties! I bitched to EVERYONE trying to tell them the very dangerous precident that was being set. I was trying to do my part to help the convention to learn from the experience.

Some sympathized, but few actually seemed to do anything. I offered to stay and attend meetings with the hotel and defcon to explain what happened and/or smooth things out for next year... What did I get for my trouble and concern? Banned from hotel grounds for 'Unruly behavior' despite the fact that the hotel was 100% aware of what I intended to do.

[Chris]

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I couldn't agree more with Icetre. I couldn't believe everyone turned a blind eye while we all escorted off the property by Riv security and LVM during DC14. Adding insult to injury was my black badge being confiscated by LVM only to become a trophy for some security guard.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you expect us to do?
"Excuse me officer, I know that the property has asked you to remove these people from the premises, but you may note, I am a Goon. Now unhand this man and allow us to return to our debauchery post haste!"

No one has ever disagreed that you guys got hosed, but to constantly act like we could do anything about it is getting a tad irritating. So tell me, what was the staff supposed to do to help you? If the hotel calls Metro on me I can guarantee you that nothing can be done. It's between the hotel, me and metro at that point.

[russ]

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Yeah, the contract is signed through next year. We're there through 2009, period. Besides, red shirts don't actually HAVE supernatural powers... thus, a bullet still kills a goon. And it doesn't even have to be silver.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you expect us to do?
"Excuse me officer, I know that the property has asked you to remove these people from the premises, but you may note, I am a Goon. Now unhand this man and allow us to return to our debauchery post haste!"

No one has ever disagreed that you guys got hosed, but to constantly act like we could do anything about it is getting a tad irritating. So tell me, what was the staff supposed to do to help you? If the hotel calls Metro on me I can guarantee you that nothing can be done. It's between the hotel, me and metro at that point.