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Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
(Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies)
Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
They say he barely kept his family fed.
Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'.
Ol' Jed was shootin' at some food.
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there,
Well, there came a bubblin' crude.
Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea.
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale,
And be a Beverly Hillbilly.
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin',
Yeah, Buddy, move away from there.
That litle Clampett got his own cee-ment pond.
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire.
Now everyone said Californy
Is the place that you oughta be.
We got to load up this here truck now.
We got to move to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools,
Move-a-move-a-movie stars.
Huh, looka that looka that.
(Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies)
Y'all come back now, hear?
(Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies)
(Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies)Thorn
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine AirdComment
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Really? There were a TON of people waiting in line for a badge last year on every day of the CON. I suspect some of these people didn't get a real badge after standing there for several hours. They fail? Why? Because they assumed there would be a sufficient number of badges for all attendees?
If that's a fail, that's crazy talk.....
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Should I break the news to him. Last year especially, the swag lines and the badge lines merged together. The badge line was only like 10 people long; yet the swag line reached around the Casio and out the door. A little recon would have proofed this out.Really? There were a TON of people waiting in line for a badge last year on every day of the CON. I suspect some of these people didn't get a real badge after standing there for several hours. They fail? Why? Because they assumed there would be a sufficient number of badges for all attendees?
If that's a fail, that's crazy talk.....
The moral of the story, never just stand in line, make sure you are standing in the right line. Though I didn't get a badge the first day, I did the second, and didn't have to wait at all.
xor
I love Defcon swag, but not enough to waist most of a vacation day standing in line waiting for it. :-) Perhaps yet once again they will re-engineer the swag deployment to better serve the public. Kudos to them anyway as those guys were like totally exhausted by the end of the day.Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to making babies, hacking, and youtube videos.Comment
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Just go to the vendor area and buy other swag- :)
I will have limited edition shirts. Only making 60 of them. 8,000 people at con- you do the math on the number of people who will get shirts ;)
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Ok...I think I may have to bust out my calculator for this math, but I will take your challenge!
My guess is, the number of people who will get shirts is....
hmmmm
tough
math is hard...
60?perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'Comment
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Damn that was funny! :) At least you are awake Chris. Not many are these days...
It's like the IQ test from Idiocracy
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Kingpin just posted something on the 19th about this, http://tiny.cc/defconbadge. It's a brand new setup :)Comment

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