Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
My wife, Chamaelion, pulls a bottle of Chivas out of her bag to offer to some thirsty goons.
Goon to my wife: "Are you married"
Chamaelion, looking at me standing next to her: "Uh, yes!"
Goon: "Happily?"
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
Closing ceremonies, people yelling to Lost after he showed the box of swag tossed to the audience was empty:
"Throw out the box!"
Answer to the question by 3 out of 4 people at the information booth in the contest area on taking their picture:
"No."
Jennifer Granick on what helped win a case:
"comma"
"Hey man, you have a goon badge? How many Defcon did you have to go to get that?"
"This is my first Defcon." (I don't think they were joking when they answered.)
"What's this line for?"
"OMG Bees!"
Someone asking me:
"Have you seen TheCotMan?"
"The last time was this morning, in the bathroom."
"Ew." (They walked away, and I never saw them again.)
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
Guy: Want some vodka from 1928?
IceTre: WAVER!!!!
Me: Jeffball! Wake the fuck up, you have to get on a plane, you should have left already!
Jeffball: <rolls over and mumbles> It's ok dude, the mac addresses are different.
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Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
Your favorites? I'll go with my top 3 being:
"I don't want sausage! I want to eat Pink Taco!" - female member of my group when talking about dinner plans.
A short part of a conversation between 2 of my group back at the room:
Guy 1: "Dude, do you know what time it is?"
Guy 2: "What time is it supposed to be?"
"Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape" - Banshee (though I think she said someone else said that, correct me if that's the case)
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