Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

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Your favorites? I'll go with my top 3 being:

"I don't want sausage! I want to eat Pink Taco!" - female member of my group when talking about dinner plans.

A short part of a conversation between 2 of my group back at the room:
Guy 1: "Dude, do you know what time it is?"
Guy 2: "What time is it supposed to be?"

"Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape" - Banshee (though I think she said someone else said that, correct me if that's the case)

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Guy: Want some vodka from 1928?

IceTre: WAVER!!!!

Me: Jeffball! Wake the fuck up, you have to get on a plane, you should have left already!
Jeffball: <rolls over and mumbles> It's ok dude, the mac addresses are different.

So many more, will post them as they come to me.

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Closing ceremonies, people yelling to Lost after he showed the box of swag tossed to the audience was empty:
"Throw out the box!"

Answer to the question by 3 out of 4 people at the information booth in the contest area on taking their picture:
"No."

Jennifer Granick on what helped win a case:
"comma"

"Hey man, you have a goon badge? How many Defcon did you have to go to get that?"
"This is my first Defcon." (I don't think they were joking when they answered.)

"What's this line for?"

"OMG Bees!"

Someone asking me:
"Have you seen TheCotMan?"
"The last time was this morning, in the bathroom."
"Ew." (They walked away, and I never saw them again.)

"Drink! Drink! Drink!" (Seriously. Where didn't you hear this?)

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Guy: Want some vodka from 1928?

That'd have been me. Though the bottle is gone, there will always be a special place in my liver for the bolsheviks. How'd that go with Brawndo by the way?

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How'd that go with Brawndo by the way?

I did not mix it, thank god.

Johnny Long: It's made completely out of ebony.
Me: *GASP* entirely out of black people?!

/me hands the EFF guy $325 in singles.
Guy: HOLY SHIT!

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My wife, Chamaelion, pulls a bottle of Chivas out of her bag to offer to some thirsty goons.

Goon to my wife: "Are you married"

Chamaelion, looking at me standing next to her: "Uh, yes!"

Goon: "Happily?"

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We had a very amusing few minutes with some Goons who were trying to find out where the closing ceremony was going to be held, after dispatch was closed.

After some back and forth regarding bees the answer was finally "Track 6". To which another Goon jumped on the walkie and said "Actually track 6 is closed due to bees". I'm sure they were all in zombie mode by 4pm Sunday, so it was fun to hear them still having a good time.

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Sitting at the ONE bar in the RIV Tuesday night:

I approached an attractive working girl (obvious when she said hi to me..since I am an ugly fucker)
girl: "what are you in town for?"
me: "information security conference."
girl: "oh.. I had a guy tell me he was a 'hacker', strange.. it is not like I tell everyone I am a whore."
me: "you will have a great weekend here..."


tw

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Don't recall who said it, but the best thing I heard was "Get your d-COn on for Bee con!"

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Xaphan: "You know what the best part of having that baby was? Stealing these pants from the hospital."
Int 80 from Dual Core: "It's peppermint flavored" (in regards to one of his body parts)

There were tons of others, but alcohol has clouded my thoughts.

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I have two:

Poofta (tongue yellow from BRAWNDO): "This is what happens when you eat out too many Asian girls."

Lord_Nikon: "Don't I recognize you from Studio 54?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Lord_Nikon: "I know I saw you somewhere..."
Girl 1: "Where you at Hacker Pimps last night?"
Lord_Nikon: "Yeah"
Girl 1: "I was one of the strippers."
Lord_Nikon: "Oooh...that makes sense."

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Heh, yeah. That was awesome. Strippers just look so different when they have clothes on.

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my favorite quote may have been on monday or tuesday as the last bits of the DEFCON crowd was leaving and the early arrivals of the GospelCon were showing up in large numbers...

random hacker among small group of DEFCON people walking one way: that's the only bad thing about the new roommate arrangement... i can't fuck in my living room whenever i want anymore"

random lady in group of folk in gaudy white gospel outfits walking the other way: "oh my heavens!"

another hacker: "dude, it's still your place... you have the right to fuck whomever you want, wherever you want"

gospel lady: "oh, lawzee!" (covering her ears and looking away)

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Godminus1 (screaming over our guitars): WE DO NEED A FUCKING BURRITO!!!!!!!

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After seeing the line for the Adam Savage talk, going to the food court, and immediately coming back...

Me: How'd you guys clear that clusterfuck of a line up so quick?
Goon: we sprinkled pixie dust on it.

There were tons of others, but alcohol has clouded my thoughts.

lol, theme of the weekend for me.