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  • Goofy Consolation Prize Gets I Hack Charities $100

    Really.
    And I feel really dumb if I posted this already.

    I won some Penthouse pr0n as a consolation prize thanks to Nitika.

    Then I started thinking about how silly things tend to raise a lot of random money at Defcon.

    So Dismal and I brought over the DVD to Johnny's table and I signed it...cuz why not and told Johnny it was a donation.

    Here's where I don't quite remember the exact story and just tried to find an email that had Johnny's version on it. It went something roughly like this (please feel free to speak up if you know what really happened): someone overheard me donating the DVD and decided it wasn't an appropriate thing for the table (which was exactly WHY i donated it...cuz it was absurdly funny) and he offered $100 for it.

    Johnny of course.... being an opportunist, took the donation and gave the gentleman a autographed pr0n DVD won at the Pyramid.

    I hope he liked it.

    Sorry, Nikita, I didn't get to see it :/
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    Re: Goofy Consolation Prize Gets I Hack Charities $100

    don't worry, since Defcon the Internet has cranked out thousands of hours of new porn.

    I return whatever i wish . Its called FREEDOWM OF RANDOMNESS IN A HECK . CLUSTERED DEFEATED CORn FORUM . Welcome to me

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    • #3
      Re: Goofy Consolation Prize Gets I Hack Charities $100

      Originally posted by noid View Post
      don't worry, since Defcon the Internet has cranked out thousands of hours of new porn.
      ...and it's piling up, it doesn't download itself you know. Please do your part to keep the pile low.
      A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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      • #4
        Re: Goofy Consolation Prize Gets I Hack Charities $100

        That's totally awesome to hear. I'm glad that some good came of Nikita's porn stash.

        Should we do it all again next year?

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        • #5
          Re: Goofy Consolation Prize Gets I Hack Charities $100

          Originally posted by Myrcurial View Post

          Should we do it all again next year?
          Heck yes we should!!!!
          "Haters, gonna hate"

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