i have, too... and sadly, now i'm sort of thinking this has to be like a "funniest home video" where it's just too pathetic and wrong to be real. were i a betting man, i'd consider placing a wager on the fact that this is an adult using a pitch conversion on his or her voice.
even if that's the case, the results are perhaps one of the best spoof/satire pieces ever. it's so spot on.
"I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want." - Trent Reznor
I especially loved his tutorial on how to get Counter Strike Source for free... pure gold. At least viewing your own hops won't actually harm John Q. Public's machine.
The kid in the first video has a bad case of False Authority Syndrome. As for the response video, I do not know how he got all the way through that without laughing!
"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? " - Clifford Stoll
Speaking of which Deviant Ollam, is Infinite Solutions in the Defcon filler?
heh... there is now! Battery recharging and WiFi extender are outstanding. I also added Daylight Saving Time Prep, Speedy Mail Delivery, and New York on $100.
i absolutely love really well-produced satire in period-style. like the "Look Around You" videos, fucking gold.
"I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want." - Trent Reznor
i absolutely love really well-produced satire in period-style.
Yeah seriously. I love Marc Ericsson's nonsensical technojargon:
Your WiFi card doesn't know to extrapolate the router signal from the carrier waves. Your cell phone, however, does a search for network pings no matter how far it is from the source of signal origin. So we've got to trick your computer to act like a cell phone!
Also, don't go buy a 100 foot Ethernet cable to make a beehive out of your cell phone...
heh... there is now! Battery recharging and WiFi extender are outstanding. I also added Daylight Saving Time Prep, Speedy Mail Delivery, and New York on $100.
One other one you should add is the old "How to be invisible" routine from Monty Python.
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
Stupid kid he should have run cmd inside of cmd that way way he could have hid his connection. It's creates an encrypted proxy. I usually do it 3 or 4 times to make sure I'm protected.
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