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  • sintax_error
    DC949 Alchemist
    • Aug 2008
    • 488

    #16
    Re: How to hack

    Am I the only one who sat and watched some of this kid's other videos? I mean damn, it's just not right.
    "You have cubed asscheeks?"... "Do you not?"

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    • Deviant Ollam
      Semi-Professional Swearer
      • May 2003
      • 3417

      #17
      Re: How to hack

      i have, too... and sadly, now i'm sort of thinking this has to be like a "funniest home video" where it's just too pathetic and wrong to be real. were i a betting man, i'd consider placing a wager on the fact that this is an adult using a pitch conversion on his or her voice.

      even if that's the case, the results are perhaps one of the best spoof/satire pieces ever. it's so spot on.
      "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
      - Trent Reznor

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      • sintax_error
        DC949 Alchemist
        • Aug 2008
        • 488

        #18
        Re: How to hack

        I especially loved his tutorial on how to get Counter Strike Source for free... pure gold. At least viewing your own hops won't actually harm John Q. Public's machine.
        "You have cubed asscheeks?"... "Do you not?"

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        • AgentDarkApple
          Public Security Section 9
          • Aug 2009
          • 224

          #19
          Re: How to hack

          The kid in the first video has a bad case of False Authority Syndrome. As for the response video, I do not know how he got all the way through that without laughing!
          "Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? " - Clifford Stoll

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          • bascule
            omgpwnies!
            • Jul 2003
            • 1946

            #20
            Re: How to hack

            Originally posted by streaker69
            Ok, show of hands, how many of you subscribed for more idiocy?
            I went through some of his other videos and got some Infinite Solutions deja vu.

            I call troll.

            (Speaking of which Deviant Ollam, is Infinite Solutions in the Defcon filler?)
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            • Deviant Ollam
              Semi-Professional Swearer
              • May 2003
              • 3417

              #21
              Re: How to hack

              Originally posted by bascule
              Speaking of which Deviant Ollam, is Infinite Solutions in the Defcon filler?
              heh... there is now! Battery recharging and WiFi extender are outstanding. I also added Daylight Saving Time Prep, Speedy Mail Delivery, and New York on $100.

              i absolutely love really well-produced satire in period-style. like the "Look Around You" videos, fucking gold.
              "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
              - Trent Reznor

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              • bascule
                omgpwnies!
                • Jul 2003
                • 1946

                #22
                Re: How to hack

                Originally posted by Deviant Ollam
                i absolutely love really well-produced satire in period-style.
                Yeah seriously. I love Marc Ericsson's nonsensical technojargon:

                Your WiFi card doesn't know to extrapolate the router signal from the carrier waves. Your cell phone, however, does a search for network pings no matter how far it is from the source of signal origin. So we've got to trick your computer to act like a cell phone!
                Also, don't go buy a 100 foot Ethernet cable to make a beehive out of your cell phone...
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                • streaker69
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1141

                  #23
                  Re: How to hack

                  Originally posted by Deviant Ollam
                  heh... there is now! Battery recharging and WiFi extender are outstanding. I also added Daylight Saving Time Prep, Speedy Mail Delivery, and New York on $100.
                  One other one you should add is the old "How to be invisible" routine from Monty Python.
                  A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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                  • calypso
                    p4in in th3 a$$
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 44

                    #24
                    Re: How to hack

                    I think this should be made into a meme....so there are only 10 people on google?
                    <Insert witty comment here>

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                    • hexjunkie
                      AKA Cuddles
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 307

                      #25
                      Re: How to hack

                      I am watching the Limwire Pro for FREE! video by "nextgenhacker101" and just noticed some of the desktop icons.

                      AOL FTW! "for his Turbo Charged Connection"


                      v4.18.3 = version 18!

                      yes I'm subscribing, I love this kid!
                      Originally posted by Ellen
                      Do I wish we could all be like hexjunkie? Heck yes I do. :) That would rock.

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                      • bascule
                        omgpwnies!
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1946

                        #26
                        Re: How to hack

                        Originally posted by hexjunkie
                        AOL FTW! "for his Turbo Charged Connection"
                        Yeah, shit like that makes me think "troll"
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                        • beakmyn
                          Member
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 108

                          #27
                          Re: How to hack

                          Stupid kid he should have run cmd inside of cmd that way way he could have hid his connection. It's creates an encrypted proxy. I usually do it 3 or 4 times to make sure I'm protected.
                          Last edited by beakmyn; February 2, 2010, 12:28.

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                          • bascule
                            omgpwnies!
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1946

                            #28
                            Re: How to hack

                            Originally posted by CP99
                            Fantastic response video, spoof of the original.
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHu1EM8CgY
                            ROFL "Boot up the Linux here" (proceeds to load OpenSolaris)
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