pheer alexis park

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
So did anyone show the AP these posts?

Surely the can't be stupid enough not to monitor this board the closer it comes to defcon... but then again...

[astcell]

New Defcon game...

"Spot the Fed" is too easy. Now we have the ultimate challenge:

Spot the Honest Alexis Park Employee

[tpublic]

insider trading

They didn't give a damn when I showed them the fax that I "found on the floor" last year. I tried during three different shifts and the best reply I could get was "I haven't seen that yet, but I'll ask my manager. You can keep that copy."

Lack of reproducible entertainment value prevented me from doing another one. But I would like to know who it was that made the white shirts of the image last year. (the yellow shirts were cheap iron ons, but the guy who made the white shirts spent good bucks on screen printing)

Yes, I made him give me one. Wish I had thought to make a buck off it.

.nhoJ

[ck3k]

ap

If i where the people at AP i would be worried cause its one thing to screw a vacationer outa a room but to screw a bunch of caffinee addicts who live on computers outa a room.....its suicide. i tryed to get a room there a while ago but they said it was booked.....i am not sure how people are still getting rooms.
oh and by the way does neone have a working link to lastyears rulez cause they might be phun to read.

peace

ck3k

[tpublic]

alexisrules

Sorry about that, defconpics.org has recently suffered a hard drive failure, tno.org has suffered a provider IP space renumbering, and I'm still suffering from temporary employment in an environment more suitable for untrained monkeys.

You can find the full image here and a HackCanada mangle here.

I spent 10 minutes hacking up the text of the message, but it took nearly an hour to come up with the distortion and noise that makes it look like a legitimate facsimile.

Man, I'm annoying.

At least my local drives haven't failed yet. But, when they do, I'm screwed.

Backups are for pussies.

.nhoJ

[ck3k]

are those the real rulez..........cause that shit is funny...........the farm animals and dismembered guests was too good.

peace

ck3k

[tpublic]

as real as my imagination.

that image hit a number of lists as legitimate.

people are suckers.

.nhoJ

(underage use of tobacco and alcohol is never for real, silly rabbit)

[ck3k]

it would be phun to misinform the ap staff.......must think of crazy ideas..........need strip club to visit and schem in.

[encieno]

ah ya, the last one.

ok. here is my LAST post before heading to the airport... i plan on harassing alexis park once i get out there. luckily i'm staying somewhere much better before hand, the mgm. i'll post if i find out any good/bad news as far as rates cause this sure the fuck is pissing me off. either way, see everyone out there.

[converge]

at minimum, I think every con attendee should harass them about how bad their website is. 5,000 or so geeks would be quite the impact. someone should print up the multiple anti-AP threads too... new posters for the AP grounds :)

[blackwave]

AP Bashing?

I think the AP could make it a lot worse than what it already is... I would watch the level of harassment.

[skroo]

Yeah, real smart...

Piss off the hotel hosting the con. You know, the people who can have it shut down at pretty much any minute. Not very bright.

[converge]

For some sort of closure to this thread, I think OP may have a more effective and civil path to take up your grudges. See:

http://forum.defcon.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=583