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DC toilet paper; for cleaning up those messy core dumps. 
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I'd go for some DC Tarffic Tickets to leave on cars of computer idots!Comment
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DC Colostomy Bags. For when you're enjoying a talk, that much..: Grifter :.
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Originally posted by Grifter
DC Colostomy Bags. For when you're enjoying a talk, that much.
Ewwwww... You know, you might actually be on to something. Perhaps Humperdink and company would consider wearing Depends at DefCon.... a "REAL" Drunken Whore contest....
Who can consume the most alcohol without ever actually getting up to go to the bathroom??Comment
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I will assist a nurse (or other practiced expert) in the catheritization.Originally posted by russ
Who can consume the most alcohol without ever actually getting up to go to the bathroom??Comment
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That is too easy, most people can go to the bathroom sitting down. :) ... how about the entity that consumes the most alcohol without having to call the paramedics?Originally posted by russ
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Originally posted by blackwave
That is too easy, most people can go to the bathroom sitting down. :) ... how about the entity that consumes the most alcohol without having to call the paramedics?
The preceeding idea is in no way supported nor condoned by DefCon staff, attendees, the Pope, Muslim High Clerics, or anyone with even a speck of good senseperl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'Comment
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On TV last night they had a show on stupid things people do. One guy ate 39 eggs in 27 seconds, he was very sick of course. We have enough health issues at defcon without locking the bathroom doors!Comment
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