Las Vegas Hilton Promo-Defcon XI

[simple3]

Originally posted by astcell
What is the ratio? 500:1? 250:1? 3:1? It's be interesting to figure out, at least for the overt feds.

i'd say about 1:1

--simple3

[astcell]

Originally posted by simple3
i'd say about 1:1

--simple3

Then everyone should have an I spotted the fed shirt, unless we are sooooo drunk...oh wait a minute, we WERE that drunk! :D

[dataworm]

Originally posted by murakami
So is a fed strictly defined as a US government employee or can they be gov. contractors, foreign nationals employed by their government, etc? Depending on the definition, the ratio would change.

Geeez... Your going too far.. Stop frighting me... at that count i would be a Fed!

[simple3]

...oh wait a minute, we WERE that drunk!

Wait... we were drunk? I can't even remember being drunk, damn it must have been a good con.

I think the real question that needs answering is:
If the govenment gives me money to pay for school, does that make me a fed.

--simple3

[astcell]

with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a fed if....

you carry a .38 revolver.
you wear white socks with a suit.
you wear black socks with sandals.
you think Bill and Ted are typical hackers.
you don't let anyone look in your fanny pack.
you figure anyone with blue hair is a criminal.
you are afraid to type your own name in a search engine.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by simple3
If the govenment gives me money to pay for school, does that make me a fed.

no that would make you a whore ... though no one said that would be a bad thing..

[astcell]

Originally posted by blackwave
no that would make you a whore ... though no one said that would be a bad thing..

I need a shirt saying "I SPOTTED THE WHORE!"

[simple3]

Originally posted by astcell
I need a shirt saying "I SPOTTED THE WHORE!"

And I need one that says "I AM THE WHORE"
ummm. I think I should not wear it near highwizard though. lol:D

--simple3

[TwinVega]

Originally posted by simple3
And I need one that says "I AM THE WHORE"
ummm. I think I should not wear it near highwizard though. lol:D

--simple3

No, it's alright, he's the queer post whore...

[russ]

Originally posted by astcell
I need a shirt saying "I SPOTTED THE WHORE!"

Oh sure, like that's difficult to do in Las Vegas??!?!

[Siviak]

is it just me.. or is Astcell talking about spotting the fed???
I need a tee-shirt

[TwinVega]

Originally posted by Siviak
is it just me.. or is Astcell talking about spotting the fed???
I need a tee-shirt

It's just you....

[astcell]

I want:

I SPOTTED THE WHORE

and the whore can wear:

I SPOTTED MY PANTIES

[prence]

How far away from the Alexis is the Hilton? I'm trying to find someplace close to it so I don't have to drunkenly stumble half a mile.

[Siviak]

it's a wayz.. I wouldn't suggest trying to walk it sober.. much less drunk