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  • pezz
    Unconfirmed Email
    • Jan 2003
    • 736

    #1

    Commandments

    So I was reading the 2 new introduction posts and remember making the same type of mistake. Perhaps I could volunteer to send out private messages to the new recruits if we couldn’t automate the process.(or already have an email automation process) I believe by default that PM notification is displayed upon page refresh. I think this might help to ward off commonly asked question a bit better, and inform new users of general board culture.

    In addition, perhaps commandments would be a fun way of designing these tips. Here are a few I have thought up.

    Commandments of DC Forums

    - Thou shalt not introduce thyself.

    - Thou shalt Search and Google before asking questions, for they are good.

    - Thou shalt not heckle the goons.

    - Thou shalt not ask to learn Hax0r.

    - Thou shalt not be an ass.

    Either way, this could turn into an interesting thread.
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  • EeeekPenguins
    Your local fucktard
    • Jan 2003
    • 456

    #2
    -Thou shall lurk before asking any questions (I guess that falls under searching)

    Good I idea I agree with it.
    The penguin is watching.
    "The DefCon forums dont reward knowledge, but punish iggnorance." -Noid

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    • blackwave
      Member
      • Jun 2002
      • 4270

      #3
      Re: Commandments

      Originally posted by pezz
      Perhaps I could volunteer to send out private messages to the new recruits if we couldn’t automate the process.(
      sounds like you will be attributing quite a newbie following, better add:

      Thou shall fill pezz with alcohol at the con.

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      • astcell
        Human Rights Issuer
        • Oct 2001
        • 7512

        #4
        Maybe these should be called con-mandments.

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        • blackwave
          Member
          • Jun 2002
          • 4270

          #5
          Thou Shall not go off topic.

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          • pezz
            Unconfirmed Email
            • Jan 2003
            • 736

            #6
            Originally posted by astcell
            Maybe these should be called con-mandments.
            Thats good!!!

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            • Chris
              Great Satan of the East
              • Oct 2001
              • 2866

              #7
              Re: Re: Commandments

              Originally posted by blackwave
              sounds like you will be attributing quite a newbie following, better add:

              Thou shall fill pezz with alcohol at the con.
              Then when pezz goes to the bathroom we will have a "pezz dispenser" :D

              I know that was lame...but I am a dork and I thought it was funny so fuck you all.
              perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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              • blackwave
                Member
                • Jun 2002
                • 4270

                #8
                Re: Re: Re: Commandments

                Originally posted by Chris
                Then when pezz goes to the bathroom we will have a "pezz dispenser"
                Hmm... anyone want to check if she has a flip top head? <eViL GRiN>

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                • pezz
                  Unconfirmed Email
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 736

                  #9
                  Re: Re: Re: Commandments

                  Originally posted by Chris
                  Then when pezz goes to the bathroom we will have a "pezz dispenser" :D

                  I know that was lame...but I am a dork and I thought it was funny so fuck you all.
                  Ha Ha Ha Ha !!! /me laughing uncontrollably at the almighty Chris...I am not worthy to be the brunt of a Chris joke.

                  Originally posted by blackwave
                  Hmm... anyone want to check if she has a flip top head? <eViL GRiN>
                  No comment.



                  :D

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                  • KaraHyo
                    Unconfirmed Email
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 50

                    #10
                    sounds like a great idea to me, should be interesting to see how well it works though.

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                    • encrypt31945
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 266

                      #11
                      Thou Shalt not act leet. :D

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                      • pezz
                        Unconfirmed Email
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 736

                        #12
                        Thou shall have no other con's before Defcon.

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                        • astcell
                          Human Rights Issuer
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7512

                          #13
                          Thou shalt not take a Goon's name in vain.

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                          • octalpus
                            Official Forum Bitch
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 1724

                            #14
                            Re: Re: Re: Commandments

                            Originally posted by Chris
                            Then when pezz goes to the bathroom we will have a "pezz dispenser" :D

                            I know that was lame...but I am a dork and I thought it was funny so fuck you all.
                            I almost pissed my pants laughing at that one. So fuck anyone that didn't think it was funny.
                            the fresh princess of 1338

                            What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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                            • KeLviN
                              Poor but happy
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 1951

                              #15
                              pezz, speaking of pm's, it says your box iz full so i couldnt respond
                              the fresh prince of 1337

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